This IUD is fucking out control

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Tuesday, Mar 19, 2015.

  1. Tuesday

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    Who am I kidding? My eggs are more dried out than Schmoopy's mouth after a bath salt bender.
     
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  3. Tuesday

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    Cray
     
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    I've heard they're super painful for the first couple of weeks. Must suck. :pie:
     
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    Yeah, those Drs. say "slight discomfort." My friend had one & when she told me what it was like, I almost fainted. :no:
     
  7. Tuesday

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    Yes, my one girlfriend was bleeding for months and doubled-over cramping.
    Fuck all of that.
     
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  8. Bro

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    It's easier for a chick to just blow a guy. Srs.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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  10. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    or let him have her ass.
     
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  11. Tuesday

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    Just pull-it-out, you lazy goats!
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Not always effective- this is a time when condoms can be your friend. :grad:
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    11013_logo.jpg
     
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    Do those strings ever fall out? :worried:
     
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    Mmm, perfect for doggy style.
     
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    I always enjoyed the rhythm method. :sex:

    Never failed us.
     
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    Son of a....
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    That thing looks like the T tube for our shampooer.:jj:
     
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    It'd be a cold day in hell before I put one of those up me.
     
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