CCTV This judge doesn't fuck around

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by oldpaddy, Oct 13, 2016.

  1. oldpaddy

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    Yes sir..
    No sir...
    Sorry your honor....

    That's how you talk to a judge when you're in court if you're smart..

    He wasn't too smart....
     
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    He should have kept it at a year.
     
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    Over a broad :facepalm:
     
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    He's stalking that chick, violating restraining orders left and right, and mouthing off to a judge. That egotistical cunt got off lightly. The few times Ive been in court I showed them the utmost respect and they were always more than willing to work something out. As long as they never see your face again you're golden. Don't be a dummy like that guy.
     
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    I don't know if it's already been posted here, but this has to be the most entertaining court transcript ever.

     
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    Can this thread be re-titled, Taze His Ass Right Now
     
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    Same way you should talk to a cop but these fucktards don't learn.
     
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    "I thought I told you to go fuck your mother. Bing! Pow! Boom!...I wish I was big just once."
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    What are you doing here--I thought I told you to go fuck your mother? BANG, ZOOM! I wish I was big, just once.
     
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    Like that scene in the Movie Going to Prison. Dude negotiates his sentence with the Judge. They know you fucked up and you know it. Your going to get something so you might as well shoot for the minimum
     
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    no you wouldn't, I've seen the brashest, most arrogant men and women turn into puddles of piss when a judge slaps the cuffs on
     
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    :lol:
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Do you think he was trying to be like Judd Nelson from The Breakfast Club? After his third day in jail, he will be replaying that moment in court, over and over again for the next 90 days. Next time he's in front of that judge it will be "yes sir, no sir". Thank you sir.
     
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