So my buddy had to move in with his parents after breaking up with his gf. He was in his room when his dog started growling like someone was outside. But he let it go because he was looking at porn on his phone. Then the dog started freaking out so he put the phone down and went to investigate. He looked around and it turned out it was just the meter man. He was gone for a couple minutes... long enough that the screen on his phone would have turned off. So he heads back to his room to find his mom is coming out of his room with a weird look on her face. He then discovers his phone is on... with the porn right there on the screen. His mom must have looked at it for some reason. So after shifty looks from his mom for the next hour or two he finally says "Well, did you like what you saw? Maybe you shouldn't have looked at my phone. That's my business." Cut to later that evening: He walks past his mom's room. The door is at least slightly open and a funny noise is coming from inside. So he pokes his head in and there's a vibrator... his mom's vibrator... turned on and sitting on the bedside table.
His mom snooped and found out he was looking at porn. So he yelled at her for being a snoop, implying that she got what she deserved. Then his mom planted the vibrator, knowing that he too would not be able to resist snooping when he walked past her room and heard the noise. So he, in turn got what HE deserved by not taking his own advice. OR just take it as "guy discovers mom's vibrator"... which, in itself is traumatic enough.
too many problems with this story dev...the loser called his mom out for noticing porn on his phone in her house... i've got too many loser questions, my heads gonna explode, nevermind.
Meh. No skin off MY nose. He's the one who had to see his mom's vibe. And I'm the one who gets to make fun of him for it.
