This just happened

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BrulesRules, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. BrulesRules

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    Went to lunch with a coworker and he had taken up two spaces in the parking garage. Someone stuck a granny sized maxi pad to the windshield witha note that said "Park in one space ass face". Happy Friday!
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Ha!
     
  3. Peau de Soie

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    At least she left a clue explaining why she was so angry. ;)
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Your coworker deserved it. S/he drive a nice or sumpin?
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What did you guys have? :munch:
     
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    coulda been worse, it could have been a used pad
     
  7. BrulesRules

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    some big SUV thing..a Denali or something or other. He did deserve it, just wish I would have taken a picture..it was reddit quality.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This

    If it's a dude, he parks like a fucking broad

    Tell him I said he drives like a bitch

    Then tell him I'll kick his fucking ass
     
  9. dawg

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    Fuck I am starving, it's lunch time.
     
  10. BrulesRules

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    Jason's Deli

    Club Royale with a cup of chilli
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I once left a note on a Neon that was double parked that said NICE PARKING JOB YOU FUCKING CUNT

    I realized later it was my next door neighbor's car

    She was a cunt though
     
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    This. :jj:
     
  13. BrulesRules

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    It also proves some chic in our building has heavy flow!
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I've still got 2 and a half hours :what:
     
  15. BrulesRules

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    my second car was a neon...definitely a cunt
     
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    :spit:
     
  17. BrulesRules

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    We weren't that creative..we just mummified cars in TP where you couldn't even see an inch of paint or metal
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Tampons go in the tailpipe, everyone knows that.