This just in! Baltimore Mike and Hoochieking lost in SNOW!

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  1. newcastlefan

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    18-21" of snow expected to cover even BM.

    Why wait till the last minute? Send the dogs out to find BM and Hooch now!

    Maybe call Uber?
     
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    Who really cares if either of them is missing? You'll find their carcasses in the spring thaw.
     
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    LB lost? :bigcry:
     
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    I'm sorry, what was that?

    I was just changing from my work clothes into my shorts and sandals. :smile:
     
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    @dawg

    Could you please start an official snowstorm thread? I know it doesn't affect you, but I think that would be the best way since so many people have others on ignore.
     
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    you're going to need a bigger blizzard.
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    3 day weekend
     
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    i agree. i was thinking that while standing on line in whole foods just now: 21" of snow would not hide that side of beef behind the counter and it wont hide b.m.
     
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    can you imagine how awful this must look to people in california?

    we're getting tones of fresh, drinkable water just dumped on us FOR FREE!

    Enough fresh water to fill every swimming pool, and to water every driveway in California FOR FREE!

    and we will dump most of it into the river because we just don't need it.

    and we're just going to throw it away into the ocean because we know we will get more FOR FREE!
     
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    look at those stubby fingers. They look like knackwurst. :vag:
     
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