This kid is a future darwin award winner. Dad's a fucking douche

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  1. Vashier

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    :lol:

    Cut the dad some slack. This retardation has to be a daily thing. The dad just rolls with it with the poison control center on speed dial. I feel bad for him.
     
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    lol

    I think the dad rules
     
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    It was the, "Nice Shirt On" repeat. I flashed back hard to "It's a beautiful soup!"
     
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    Wait until you're a dad. You'll get it.
     
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    Oh come on, the last thing on my mind when one of my kids has molten goo in his eye is his fucking shirt. I can prove it too, My oldest had his eye shot out by a roman candle, not once did i remark on what he was wearing at the time.
     
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    Sorry about you kid's eye, but did he put the Roman candle in the microwave? This guy's probably seen his kid survive dumber shit before.
     
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    Kid's a moron. I feel bad for the dad
     
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    nah his brain dead friend pointed it at his head from 10 feet away and it fired. Worst part was if the kid tried to shoot his eye out he'd have missed by 10 feet.
     
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    Oh i'm sure the kid has fucked up many a time by the sound of the dad. It just isnt the reaction I would be having. Who the fuck cares if it's poisonous? The shit was a cpl hundred degrees and on his skin.... Cold water!!!!!
     
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    That kid is no more retarded than any other teenage dope :jj:
     
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    As for the dad, I wouldn't have any idea what is in that tube, I sure wouldn't know if it was hot, cold, poisonous or anything else. And he should get the shirt off in case the shit bleeds through and injures his skin
     
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    Shit when i saw it light up I was tempted.... :whistle:
     
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    Pops did exactly what he should, the shit inside isn't hot

    For Eye Exposure:

    • Irrigate exposed eye(s) with a generous amount of room temperature water for at least 10 minutes.
    • Call the Carolinas Poison Center for persistent irritation, swelling, pain or sensitivity to light.
    For Skin Exposure:

    • Remove any clothing that is wet with the liquid.
    • Wash the exposed skin areas thoroughly with soap and water.
     
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    The best part is when it blew up and you cut it off with the time stamped link. Try this:



    :spit: Someone needs to make a GIF out of this.
     
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    He knew the kid had it in micro, he knew it exploded. He should, at his age, assume it was a hot enough to burn. He asks the kid if he has another tube, the kid had just been wailing in pain, he then calls poison control after saying how the shit was in his eye. Dumb assed father. Basic 1st aid for any burn is cold water, flushing the eyes should have been his first move.

    If the kid swallowed it then ya call PC and ask on making them vomit, on a contact always flush then call. It's common sense.
     
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    Please explain how it exploded if it wasn't weakened plastic from HEAT?

    Did you hear the yelp from the kid as it hit him?
     
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    Poison control is for ingestion and contact
     
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    I'm sure it was hot, but it wasn't molten boiling hot, otherwise the kid would have been inconsolable, he freaked at the shock, I think the father did what he should have done, he looked at the package to see what he was dealing with.. he asked the kid if there was another to read. Chemical burns and heat burns are treated differently, water can make a chemical burn worse in some cases. Calling for help is the smart thing to do.