This Manatee on the dole deserves our help why?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SomerSky, Nov 3, 2014.

  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    The new High Pitch web site, not sure this was posted before....but seriously? fuck him....

    http://savehighpitcheric.com/

    Brought to you by the Hummus & Pita Company, per the website:

    We are helping High Pitch Eric by putting him on a healthy
    Mediterranean diet and taking him to the gym. Also, we will be filming him during the day and uploading his progress. We will have a blog where fans can connect.
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    This is a disgrace. An (over)grown man needing so much help. Can't even parlay his minor fame into something positive. He's always been a dirtbag.
     
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    I hope they didn't make too many of those - can't imagine anyone who would buy this POS.

    Looks like HPE may bench press even less than Howard

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    When hunting wild game, you have a clear idea where the heart and brain are, minimizing the beast's suffering. With this sack of fried shit, you have no idea where the vital organs have migrated to, only serving to prolong the beast's suffering.
     
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    Maybe I'm in the minority but I could never get enough High Pitch Eric on the show, back when it was funny and unscripted. I could listen to hours of them ripping his appearance, personal hygiene, voice, intellect, odd behavior, and diet. And then you add in the stories of his scams and he goes to the next level. Some of Stern's best segments EVER involve High Pitch in one way or another. Just listen to the segment where High Pitch and KC recount their trip to the Final Four in Minneapolis from 2001, pure gold.

    That being said, it's so easy to hate Erik. He really did deserve to have spent some time in jail for the things he's done in the past but, I'm sure being a child-like, pathetic, border line retard helped him gain sympathy and avoid the clink. I'm not sure who's running this website but it seems like little more than them trying to wring a little more cash out of the suffocating beached whale that is the current Stern Show. Do they really think Erik will lose an ounce of weight with "Mediterranean" food? That big dope will just end up gaining weight. If there's any doubt about it, watch Joey Boot's YouTube video of Erik hitting up the local grocery store after leaving the gym. He fills his cart with nothing but junk food (probably with his welfare EBT card to boot), not one ounce of nutritional value in an entire shopping cart. It's really hard to believe he isn't fatter than he is.

    I know people have said it earlier on this board but why did that poor, hot, brain cancer girl have to die only to have HPE live on? God truly does have a sense of humor.
     
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    Howard exploits SSI retard criminals....no one else!
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    "Hi Daddy" is wig enterprises property.
     
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    Boy, you'd feel like a real winner wearing that sweatshirt around
     
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    Hopefully, Baby Cloverfield somehow scams these people out of more money than they have invested in this.

    That'll learn 'em
     
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    fatboy's benching 45 lbs
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Plenty of spare cash for tats and frozen pizzas, I see.
     
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    Howard admires other con men.
    He appreciates HPE's ability to fuck people over.
     
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    :pray:
     
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    That's true, here this fuckin guy owed a limo driver thousands of dollars, racked up credit cards, robbed people, including people who cared for him, and he can go and pay for tattoos? What a fucking piece of shit!
     
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    Anyone remember when that company put boots on a diet and filmed him??

    That ended well :lol:
     
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    That looks like a pretty decent gym we are paying for.

    I work out everyday and can only imagine the smell coming off that fat piece of shit.

    I would change gyms.
     
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    This fat piece of shit said he never wipes down the equipment when he goes to the gym... says there are 'people who work there to do it.' I want him to go to jail for this. :fil:
    Scumbags like him are why I wipe down the machines BEFORE and after I go on them.

    DIE, FATSO, DIE!!!!
     
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