This married chick I'm banging just told me I have to wait and come over an hour later.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Apparently her kids and faggot husband are going to the 2:30 movie instead of the 1:30. :pissed:
     
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    tan mom joke
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Dude, you're playing with fire.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    When ya gotta have it, ya gotta have it....
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I just know what would happen if I caught a dude hosing my wife. A lot of guys would do the same.
     
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    jerk off?
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I'm not taking a moral stand, I'm taking an Is it worth it stand.
     
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    I'm banging Natalie Portman because I like to bang Jewish chicks.
    She told me to come over at 5 but changed it to 8 because she was going to see the Star Wars movie.
    I was like, bitch you aint even in the new Star Wars. :mad:
     
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    When I was in college school I was banging a married chick. Her husband kept coming up to me asking if I was crammin' her. I always just told him to ask her. He pretty much begged me to stay away from her. I've been involved with a few married chicks over the years. Any chick who lets a dude other than her husband violate her body is trash. I feel sorry for the guys for marrying such worthless pieces of shit.
     
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    poor shiv
     
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    I would do the end of Sicario on you.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Dinkus style blo
     
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    I would do the end of Sicario on your wife's asshole.
     
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    I vike your stile
     
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    They just pushed the Raiders Chiefs game back three hours. :mad:
     
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    I don't think I could enjoy banging a married chick in her house....muy nervioso
     
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    I'd appreciate that. She's been a bit runny lately, anyway.
     
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    I've done it a couple of times. Once with the 18 month old daughter sleeping on couch. :facepalm:
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Lol, my hero