This may be a new low for SNL

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Jan 23, 2016.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Ronda Rousey is the host tonight. She not only looks right at the cue cards but she's not a good reader. What a disaster.
     
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  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I want her to submit my cock.
     
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    :jj:
     
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  4. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Maybe she's still delirious from having her ovaries kicked in by that Aussie broad
     
  5. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    That's the Phil we've been waiting for.
     
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  6. jdwhatever

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    Aussie?? I think she's from New Mexico.
     
  7. freds

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    gwartney avoided certain death by getting on a ice covered plane leaving DC yesterday and now he's worried about this shit?

    i just choked on a peanut. #firstworldproblems
     
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  8. jdwhatever

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    She's not hot Howie. It's all a facade.
     
  9. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Yeah and Chapman runs north to south.
     
  10. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Sonofabitch.

    Scratch that last post of mine, champ.

    My bad.
     
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  11. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    ...and there it is. Beat it, you pecker sniffing size queen.
     
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  12. jdwhatever

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    And I got chapman mixed up :mad::mad:
     
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  13. jdwhatever

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    Howies jerk off material [​IMG]
     
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  14. Phil McKrakin

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    For every one of those, there's one of these. Fuck off, faggot.

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  15. Phil McKrakin

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    Dumb faggot JD thinks a broad who just fought an Olympic judo match is gonna look like a super model...fuck outta here with that bullshit.
     
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    I was going to ask Lord B if he was jackin to Selena Gomez.
     
  17. jdwhatever

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    Wash the makeup off and she looks like the original u dumb Alkie. Fuck off old man
     
  18. jdwhatever

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    Loser Howie hasn't been laid in a decade and jerks it to a chick that looks like miss piggy.
     
  19. DarkFriday

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  20. Phil McKrakin

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