this monologue....

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  1. Dead Air Dave

    Dead Air Dave Well-Known Member

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    Ugh.

    Robins jokes are getting more laughs.

    Make it stop
     
  2. Horff

    Horff Active Member

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    Who is behind this crappy monologue that's he's been doing the last few days? It's terrible. Leno is funnier.

    "Let's see what's in the paper today. Oh, Kate Middleton has morning sickness. You know who has morning sickness? Me, I'm sick of getting up in the morning! (hilarity follows from Fred, George, and Robin). She gets sympathy for being pregnant. Where's my sympathy for having to look at High Pitch Eric's fat belly?! (more laughter from Fred, George, and Robin). Today is the King of Thailand's birthday. I bet I know his birthday wish -- to get out of Thailand!"

    This has to be the work of Shuli. Too mainstream for Benji, and not dirty enough to be Sal or Richard.
     
  3. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    akumba mumbwangi
     
  4. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    It's as if he is doing this on spite.
    Just to meet the bare minimum of his contractual obligations.
     
  5. FCCstandards

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    It's also JD, he's part of the writing team now.
     
  6. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    Did you hear the bit this morning about the gay buzzer? That was fucking ponderous.
     
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    Then there's the mystery writer that was in studio last week. Don't know about this week.
     
  8. Kamie

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    Somebody said it was Mike Morse?
     
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    name means nothing to me, must be a friend of Shuli's
     
  10. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    Well, whoever he is he ain't funny
     
  11. MrPACS

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    Oofah; I didn't think that lame bit would EVER end! I kept changing the station and would come back 5 minutes later and they're STILL buzzing away.
     
  12. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    He was on the Killers of Comedy tour I saw and on one of the Stern roasts. If I recall he bombed at the roast and was booed during his 10 minute set that I saw on the tour in 2007
     
  13. Scarfo

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    This is the Howard Stern Show now.

    Howard making blank declarative statements and the staff guffawing.
     
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    sounds like a great hire
     
  15. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Were those really prepared jokes? God Damn

    Did Howard stumble across this guy's joke book?
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  16. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    I guess this is what happens when a guy whose repetoir consisted of searing, non-pc social commentary and trashing vapid celebrities becomes pc and starts kissing up to everyone
     
  17. Dainty Jainty

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    Seriously...reading from a kids joke book would have been funnier than what went on this morning.
     
  19. GaryPuppet

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    "Let's see here Robin... On, a study says a lot of lipsticks contain lead in them which can lower your IQ. Y
    Do you wear lipstick Robin?

    Sometimes, but i dont think mine contain any lead as far as i know.

    Howard: You know who wears a lot of lipstick Robin? Wendy the Retard!


    Entire crew breaks out in laughter :haha:
     
  20. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    can someone post a clip of the monologue? I want to check out how horrible it was