WTF This Old Man Just Boned a Twenty-Two Year Old

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  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    So, I am a bit drunk and still exhuberent. Thought I'd share my good fortune: My nearly Thirty-Eight Year Old penis just entered some 22 year old snatch. Only my third lady since I was divorced. Very vigourous and energetic.

    I'm pretty succesful so she must see dollar signs. That's all I can figure. She'll probably want me to pay her college tuition now, but I'm pussy-drunk enough to do it. Woot!

    Just needed to tell people. Thanks for reading.
     
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    PropRmodulation Well-Known Member

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    Dude 38 isn't old.
     
  3. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Proud of you, do you have any pics to post for the rest of us?
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member VIP

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    Did you give her the big O?
     
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  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    :yes: That's great, Pel, but is she still there? If so, you might want to sign off Dawg's and talk to her.
     
  7. Donkey Patrol

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    Cuz if she was 22 and looked like a walrus, then we don't care
     
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  8. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    "Using that dick" - Erlich Bachman
     
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  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Thanks for making 43 feel like 80.
     
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  10. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    No, she's gone. I didn't roll off her and sign in. I'm not a caveman,
     
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    slab0meat negative creep VIP

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    THIS guy fucks!
     
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    Pics please.......................:evil:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    How did you meet her?
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    BTW, did you look around for your wallet?
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Did you do your "$500 to go away" move?
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    No. She doesn't have kids.
     
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    Did you stick 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink?
     
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    Had a 19 year old the other day

    Nothing like peeling back the panties for that fresh taco
     
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    Did you make her clap her hands while you used the bathroom?