this one is dedicated to Bye You, DList, Isabella, Mami, etc.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by smichal, Jul 28, 2013.

  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    [video=youtube;2dEmWvVfEts]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2dEmWvVfEts[/video]
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    etc. checking in :happywave:
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    matches my toolkit! :yay:

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  4. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    My computer clearly is a female:

    She reminds me of every error, shuts down for no reason, and won't let me play video games.
     
  5. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    :jj: the long keys would definitely come in useful
     
  6. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    :giggle:
     
  7. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Youse a fuck nuts smichal!!!! I don't have long nails, I don't need a mirror on my desk top, and I know f*ing DOS...
     
  8. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    imagine filing your nails on the space bar. all the crud would go between the keys. UGGH
     
  9. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    She shuts down b/c you won't take out the trash, and she wishes you would bathe at least 3 x per week...And WTF, can't you use a toothbrush??
     
  10. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    When did you change your name? Is this a ploy to avoid more jail time?
     
  11. Eddie Blake

    Eddie Blake I love guns and cum Banned User

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    [video=youtube;T0xoKiH8JJM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM[/video]
     
  12. SEGA

    SEGA Permanent Vacation VIP

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    Now that's funny :jj:
     
  13. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I have Verizon that kicks me off every 10 minutes..so logging is as just Dlist saves time.
    Also, after 3 martinis...my log in consists of DListslkdjflsjfl
    and lastly, while in the crossbar...Dlistcelebutard was too long to fit on my arm for my prison tat...so I just went with Dlist.
     
  14. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    i had a verizon USB card internet thingie and they SUCKED. one night, i decided to send them an e-mail every single time they disconnected me.

    i fell asleep after 58 e-mails.

    the next morning i got a phone call from them asking me how they could better serve me.
     
  15. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    make them buy you the Baby Monkey backpack leash!
     
  16. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    people are against those things, but i am not opposed to putting my child on a leash. i need my other hand free for tequila and stuff.
     
  17. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Those are adorable..and if Bye You was in Manhattan using those, I would say goo for you Bye!!
    "Apple Mackenzie Monroe Deliah Tiffany Ashley Whitney Tiffany Monkey Monk" is precious cargo!!
     
  18. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Who the hell let women operate a computer?
     
  19. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    This
     
  20. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    never mind this post, I said too much.
     
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