This photo makes my dick go limp

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, May 14, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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  2. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    ...and it makes me want to puke. I was going to fap on my lunch break, but now forget it.
     
  3. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    C'mon, you know you want to deep throat that 'roid engorged clit. :c
     
  4. srricks

    srricks Active Member

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    Hulk smash puny penis!!!!
     
  5. Kokonut

    Kokonut Active Member

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    I bet her pussy looks like turkey jerky
     
  6. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    Of all the pictures I've seen that made me want to puke, this doesn't rank very highly.
     
  7. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    Just go over to Atomic Wedgie's place. Plenty of limp-dick material in there.
     
  8. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Rub that clit, c'mon...it's so round and Muss-You-Ler....
     
  9. itpdude

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  10. EndOfLine

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    God damn you, Gary!

    :grouch:
     
  11. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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  12. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I've been saying this for years; there's nothing sexier than a girl with HGH intestines. Some guys are leg men, some prefer big butts or big boobs. Me, I like when a broad's innards and unnatural inflated by years of steroid and hormone abuse!

    Not to mention the added bonus of being with a lady who needs to take 4-5 massive shits a day. It gives you a chance to grab some extra "me-time" and plays some X-Box while she's on the bowl pushing out a meaty deuce the size of your forearm! :wub: And let's not forget the romantic baths for two...when you can crawl in the tub behind her and shave her meter-wide back in warm water that's turned a lovely amber hue thanks to the dissolving spray tan! Mmmm mmm mmm, ain't nothin' sexier than that!
     
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    Poetry.
     
  14. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    he's vile
     
  15. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Is that the "house of shame" thread? I made it through about 4 posts, and high-tailed it. What a sick fuck he is.
     
  16. Funkadelic73

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    I'd take a run at her.
     
  17. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    bet she has a giant penis wanna-be clit from the hormones she takes to get those muscles. yep seen it
     
  18. MISERABLE66

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    I didnt know Brooke Hogan had a sister.
     
  19. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!