This photo of Angelina Jolie at 25 is better than anything Howard has ever conceived

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    The photo is expected to sell for $35,000 pounds at a Christies auction. On a scale of one to ten in this photo Angelina is about a hundred.
     
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    Can't even tell it is her. Almost looks like Megan Fox.
     
  3. PappYawn

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    She's a walking, breathing, calculated, joke.
     
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    Beth sucking on Angie's titties?
     
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    Being motorboated by a horse? Kinky!
     
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    fresh fried tators... mmmhmmm , billy bob
     
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    I've always thought Angelina Jolie's "beauty" was over-rated.
     
  8. PSU Shower Room

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    there are very few chicks that can compete with a hot, crazy, 25 yr old angelina IMO
     
  9. TelegramSam

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    Say what you will about him, that bastard knows how to live life. He had her in her 20s and before the adopted black kid, and then BAM moves on to the next one. And, I'll take Bad Santa over any movie Brad Pitt ever made, thank you. I'm just waiting for the National Enquirer headline "Brad Splits With Angelina, Leaves For Gay Lover - Brad's My FAAAVVVVVVVVVOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIITEEEEEE Says New Beau" by Mike Walker.
     
  10. Jon Hein is God

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    Tattoos on a chick, especially massive tattoos, are a big turn off for me. They are like mustaches and underarm hair on a chick. Especially tattoos with "Billy Bob." So, sorry, I'd totally take a 25-year-old Beth -- or even a 40-year-old Beth -- over a 25-year-old Angelina.
     
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    So how long have you been gay and faggot?
     
  12. nearly.normal

    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    How about at 16?




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    that's about when she was in cyborg 2.

    pre hackers & funbags
     
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    yes, because we all know those kind of girls are no fun.
     
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    I think she is drop dead gorgeous.
     
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    See how some women are genetically luckier than others? Angelina has virtually no trace of Jon Voight in her face - she looks almost exactly like her mother, Marcheline Bertrand, a French actress. Ditto Ireland Baldwin and Alec Baldwin. Alexa Ray Joel, on the other hand, has the same genetic cred as these women, her mother being Christie Brinkley, yet she was hit full in the face by Howard's "flying gefilte fish" and is almost a facial clone of the much less hot Billy Joel.

    Poor kid. She got hosed big-time.

    Imagine how Angelina Jolie's life would gave been different had she looked like Jon Voight, or if Ireland Baldwin looked like Alec. Oof.
     
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    I've been gay and faggot as long as you've been gay and faggot -- unless you're actually gay and faggot.

    (You probably are gay and faggot because people who call other people gay and faggot tend to be gay and faggot themselves. And they feel the need to call other people gay and faggot to mask their homosexuality.)

    Tattoos are like nails to a chalkboard for me. They make me nauseous.

    I can't even look at pictures of Kat Von D.

    We all have our preferences. That's what makes us unique. I hate tattoos. I really hate tattoos.

    But I do love 16-year-old "pure" Angelina.
     
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    how true.

    there is much to be said about winning the genetic lottery. look at howig's girls. pray for that alison genteic dominance...




    fair enough.

    different strokes and all that.

    but if we're not talking about fabio romance novels or my perfect wedding reality shows, give me some pretty, dirty, girls with some ink.

    and in all fairness, i am a degenerate.

    but than again, you are a fan of a pedophile (allegedly).
     
  19. Snotty

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    I hate hate HATE those fucking tatts....Eatin' her sweet poon and have to look at that fucking jail house cross.....I'd hate it I tells ya'.....Really hate it!!!!
     
  20. ApeFace

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    For $35000 I would buy a prostitute in every flavor. What is someone going to do with this stupid picture? It's not like a unique painting. It looks like any other dime a dozen white trash chick in some stupid pose. I'm very angry this morning.