This Probably Wouldn't Be Funny...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Lou Cypher, May 16, 2012.

  1. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    ...except these were taken on Monday night - you know, when a certain show was premiering. :jj:

    "Simon Cowell and Demi Lovato leaving the ABC Kitchen. The music mogul appeared worse for wear and appeared to have wine stains on his shirt
    New York City, USA - 14.05.12"

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  2. harlock

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    What do it mean? :jj:
     
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    Isn't she supposed to be a chubby underage drug-ridden self-important short-lived child star?

    Miranda Cosgrove (who the guy rumored to be Iron Man implies was molested by her producer) has eaten her lunch. (Though Demi appears to have eaten several others.)

    Man I have never sounded gayer.
     
  4. Lou Cypher

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    Well, upon examining more pics, I think they're kind of reaching with the "wine stains" angle...

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    ...but it does appear that he got loaded during the AGT premiere:

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    It's okay. We all absorb weird, meaningless facts about quasi-celebrities and we don't know why. :D

    I know that she was messed up (drugs, cutting, rehab) and Cowell just signed her to his X Factor show. He seems to have a penchant for exploiting damaged people for his own gain. Maybe Howard shouldn't be quite so flattered about his new job.
     
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    Ya gotta keep an eye on those Disney kids. :right:
     
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    simon looks hammered...:jj:
     
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    Loaded all like......... :facepalm:

    Loaded all like.........:dancin2:

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  8. Mutt Sucks

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    All that money and he has a Bic lighter??
     
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    We finally found someone with a worse sense of self than Howard.

    WTF is with that shirt?
     
  10. Splash

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    He has Kenny Rogers chest
     
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    Fat boy trying to look sexy. Failed
     
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    :mjerk:
     
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    Oh, that beat off smilie was for Nibbler not a topless Simon
     
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    So it's true. You like hairy boobs. :depressed:

    Why am I the last to know?
     
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    Disregard the above post by Nibbler.

    I feel like I'm walking on sunshine and floating on butterfly wings.
     
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    Hi, Nibbs :wigtip:
     
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    I may make an exception. PM me a pic of you replicating that Simon pic and I'll get back to ya
     
  20. Nibbler

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    Hey there, naz. You tagging along for the ride?