this shit drives me crazy

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  1. stuttering john melendez

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    my great friend & former writing colleague at the tonight show came up with a bit that jay did many times called, how long will it take? check out kimmel last night.

     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I didn't open it, but I'm pretty positive that whatever it is, he stole it from your old boss, "The Inventor of Everything" Gunkward Stern.......
     
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    Most of the shit Wiggy takes credit for Jackie came up with .
     
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    Wiggy invented prank phone calls too.
     
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    Wiggy invented take a penny , leave a penny
     
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    Jay stole Jay walking from Howard. Howard said it so it must be true. What a bunch of non creative thief hacks in late night.
    John you ever see Howard scratch under his wig and smell his finger?.
     
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    So, your great friend is who I need to beat the living shit out of for coming up with this incredibly boring bit?
     
  8. stuttering john melendez

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    ah, I was waiting for this fallacy I always had believed that jaywalking was stolen from the homeless game. after all I did the 1st one in 1996, then I went to the tonight show & told the head writer that they stole jaywalking, he then proved to be that they started jaywalking many years before that, like in 1988.
     
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    no, his was better
     
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    I'll take your word for it.
     
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    But Jay wasn't hosting theTonight Show in 1988
     
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    The Wig figures if he keeps saying it over and over people will buy into his BS . Good thing he has that tape team editing all the old shows . They can slip the homeless game into a show from 1987 . LOL
     
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    Gunky invented stuttering, expect a cease and desist shortly.
     
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    Wiggy invented getting hot water with comedians
     
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    Sorry John, but if Jimmy Kimmel stole it from Jay, that means Jay stole it from Howard and Howard is ok that Jimmy steals from him because it is an homage. Howard invented everything.
     
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    I heard Steve Allen invented Jay Walking.
     
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    You're good friend with Allen Funt? Cool!
     
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    Howard invented not goofing on his own kids for the wacky shit they do.

     
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    Wiggy invented
    i heard Wigward invented Steve Allen ... Or maybe it was playing the piano . I can't remember . He has invented so much .
     
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