This sounds like an episode for Fast Food Mania

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Rule #591 Always ask the warden for extra mustard packets before they strap you on the gurney.


    Miss. Murderer's Last-Meal Fast Food Feast




    On Wednesday at 6:16 p.m., Gary Carl Simmons, 49, was executed by the state of Mississippi for a 1996 murder, in which Simmons, a butcher by trade, hacked his victim up with a cleaver and fed the man's remains to alligators. Then he raped the dead man's girlfriend.
    Less than two hours before he received a lethal injection, prison officials noted that Simmons appeared "slightly more upbeat," had refused a sedative and a shower, and eaten "at least half of his last meal… [having] sampled everything except one bag of chips."
    Moments before he was put to death, Simmons was "still eating" his last meal, according to a prison briefing.
    The following list, according to the Mississippi Department of Corrections, is what that last meal consisted of - a menu totaling nearly 30,000 calories:
    1 Pizza Hut Super Supreme pizza: tomato sauce, mushrooms, onions, jalapeño pepper slices and pepperoni
    1 regular pizza: 3 cheeses, olives, bell peppers, tomato, garlic and Italian sausage
    10 (8 oz) packs of Parmesan cheese
    10 (8 oz) packs of Ranch dressing
    1 (16 oz) family size bag of Doritos nacho cheese chips
    8 oz of jalapeño nacho cheese
    4o sliced jalapeño peppers

    2 large strawberry milkshakes
    2 (20 oz) Cherry Coke
    1 super-sized order McDonald's French fries (extra ketchup and mayonnaise)
    2 pints strawberry ice cream
     
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    That poor medical examiner.
     
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    And he drank his piss to wash it Down.
     
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    Do you think Jon Hein could have been his spiritual advisor like Susan Sarandon in Dead Man Walking.
     
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