This sounds painful

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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    A friend of mine was doing tequila shots with a girl back at his apartment. They were drunk and of course fooling around. She pours out a big big shot of tequila in a cup and asks him to stand up. He thinks he is about to get blown so he eagerly complies. She gets him semi erect and all of a sudden dunks his cock into the straight tequila and then immediately starts vigorously blowing him


    He said getting dunked burnt like hell.
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I thought this thread would have done better. It had everything. Booze, sex, and surprises.
     
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    Does he have open sores on his cock? :wtf:
     
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    probably wouldve taken off if someone else made it http://www.dawgshed.com/images/smilies/manny.gif
     
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    Ill ask
     
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    Probably
     
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    your friend is a fucking liar
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    She was trying too hard.
     
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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    Or maybe this.
     
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    seems like he wants to brag and the burning dick is his attempt at a joke or somthing
     
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    I don't know. It was just a funny story I thought. I've never heard of that happening to anyone before.
     
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    What kind of moron doesn't know sticking an erect penis in alcohol isn't going to hurt?

    Drunken dumbass. :jj:
     
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    Did she dunk his balls in a beer chaser?
     
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    What do you mean
     
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    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    You know damn well what I mean. :fil:
     
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    That's no reason to bite my head off sheesh it was just a question
     
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    Wanna make out?
     
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    Like what