This Stern show book is riveting as fuck

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jun 7, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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  3. Beer Chugger

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    Numerous.

    Yup, zero is a number
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    so much for the theory she was good looking when she was younger.
     
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    I hope the cookies have the same names so I don't get confused.
     
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    So basically what she's saying is the book is a work of fiction, or representative of somebody's life, just not hers.
     
  7. Jennicide

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    So basically, everything in the book is a lie besides the cookie recipes.
     
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    So essentially her biography is a bunch of lies and distortions.
     
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    Jennicide Active Member Banned User

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    lol
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    She tweeted yesterday that you could substitute other "yummy" cereal in her fruity pebbles sugar cookies, it's all too confusing.
     
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    Diving from the train, I slipped
    and fell in the mud. Ruining the
    very pants I was returning.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Well, it does have "Lies" in the title, bud...
     
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    The best was somebody posted a recipe for walnut chocolate chip cookies on youtube. Somebody commented "thanks, but is there a way to make this without nuts for those of us who are allergic?" The response: "Yeah, don't add nuts, dipshit!"
     
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    "numerous ex-boyfriends" :rolleye: what, 4?
     
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    As it's plural, it has to be more than 1, but could be 2.

    She probably counts guys that she went on blind or double dates with as "boyfriends".
     
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    Based on a true story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Reading a lisa gee why is this bitch on my radio book would be as fun as a thorough examination someone elses boogers.
     
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    These better be the best cookie recipes or the best sex stories of all time, because what I'm reading here so far is frankly not too compelling.
     
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    or posters on her wall. like my sister used to want david lee roth, called him her 'boyfriend'.
     
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    nice....