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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Husband 'used wife's HEAD as mop to clean up milk in row over peanut butter and jelly sandwich'
    • 17:36, 13 Jan 2016
    • Updated 18:35, 13 Jan 2016
    • By Ruth Halkon
    The man said he woke up wanting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and got angry with his wife because there was no jelly.
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    An enraged husband is accused of used his wife's head as a mop to clean up milk after she spilt some during a row about the lack of jelly for his peanut butter sandwich.
    Police were called to the house in Fruitland, Florida, following reports of a domestic disturbance.
    The 43-year-old said he had woken up after midnight on Sunday wanting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
    He is then alleged to have got angry with his wife because there was no jelly.
    The wife said during the argument, she spilt some milk, and her husband pushed her to the floor “to use her head to clean the spilt milk," the Daily Commercial reported.

    The man was charged with domestic battery.
     
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  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    it happens
     
  3. face palm

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    florida :cheer:
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    'Murrca's penis!!!
     
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    So dumb in florida...hair can't absorb a milk spill! :grad:
     
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    Maybe he stuffed a dish towel in her pie hole first.
     
  7. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Now that's thinking!:hilarious:
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Shamwow not your wife's head.
     
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    Bet she won't leave him
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Who the fuck wakes up wanting peanut butter and jelly
     
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    Who's High Pitch ??

    "Musky but not pooney" Mr X
     
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