This stuff is so good I could drink it straight up

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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  2. banksy

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    you're so black
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    so poor, so black
     
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  4. banksy

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    no mayo = no blaek
     
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    Not to sound like an asshole but I rather just make my own dressing. Some vinegar, mustard, spices, sugar and whisk together while slowly adding olive oil.
     
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    No kidding, it's from 2011. I'm sure it's been expired for awhile now :eek:
     
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    ain't nobody got time for that.
     
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    Takes all of 30 seconds while you are making your a salad.
     
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    Try this one nigga

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    Good God man. Wish bone shit is all so vinegary Yer face is gonna pucker and never come back!
     
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    Ken's is a better brand of salad dressing though.
     
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    Honest question: Is there a reason for the olive oil being added slowly as opposed to just mixing it all at once? Are you slowly adding it until you get to a certain preferred taste or is there a set amount you're just putting in the mix slowly?
     
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    It's about ease of emulsification. It's easier to incorporate oil and vinegar at a slow pace than it would be to dump all the olive oil in there at once since water (vinegar) and oil do not mix on their own.
     
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    Exactly. Why in god's name anyone would purposely eat bottled dressing is a mystery to me.

    :grr:
     
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    This thread was great success
     
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    This is my fav :wub:

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  20. DrivenByDemons

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    oh snap
     
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