Entertainment This thing about Woody Allen using Scarlett Johansson as a bathroom

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    One of the things that concerns me most is this rumor that Woody Allen placed Johansson on her knees during the filming of Match Point, just to watch her crawl. The idea that he took her by the shoulders, pushed her to the floor, and glared down at her with what Norman Mailer once described as "an animal sense of who has the power." This is the image that haunts me. And there she sat like a mouse in the lantern light, looking eager to understand.

    I just cannot resign myself to accept that this man ran his nose along the hairline of America's sweetheart and placed his worm in her mouth. An old jew let's a woman know he's climaxed by clearing his throat. She needed visine badly.

    There is no version of this that isn't ridiculous. She denies it, he grins about it. It just skirts a certain line of criminality and degeneration.

    "Baby, god made you so beautiful, it wasn't fair to the rest of the world. Are you ready to be cheap and dirty?"
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Woody Allen is gross.
     
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    What's he saying, Robin?
     
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    I kind assume everyone fucks everyone in Hollywood. That's why Sony had to tell people to stop spreading herpes on their sets.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    http://www.mtv.com/news/1579782/woo...scarlett-johansson-why-he-doesnt-do-broadway/

    I'm sure Woody got some wood working with SJ for a few films.
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    MTV: It is true, however, that you and Scarlett have a great working relationship. Why do you think you two click?

    Allen: She just dropped into my professional life inadvertently. It was supposed to be Kate Winslet in “Match Point,” and at the last minute she was exhausted and called up and said she wanted to back out of it because she’d been doing movie after movie and wanted to spend time with her child. And I understood that completely. I don’t think movies should be anyone’s top priority. I said, “Sure, no problem.” Of course I was faking it, because it was a problem for us. We were trying to figure out who was available for it, and Scarlett happened to be available. This all happened over one weekend. As soon as I met her, I had a very good rapport with her. She’s very charming, very bright, very amusing. She livens the set up. The minute she walks on the set, the amperage goes up 200 points. She’s a great kid and very talented. She can sing. She can do dramatic things and jokes if you need her to. Whenever there’s a part she could play, she would probably always be my first choice.

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    He's got the right idea. The elderly have no shame.

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    As john the stutterer would say, I... I.... I.... would eat her sweet little asshole.
     
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    Watch old interviews with her talking about him. She definitely encountered some of his bodily fluids at one point or another.

    She thinks he's like the greatest genius in the history of film.
     
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    I don't understand why Woody gets so much grief. So he didn't marry well; where's the crime in that?
     
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    Or she's just a fan of his work? :dontknow:
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    young women in the face of perceived power are putty in your hands...never underestimate that.
     
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    Nearly 50 years ago, Woody puts on his charm offensive on The Tonight Show with fellow guest Gila Golan.

     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I can't watch that guy's movies at all. Horrible.
     
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    God commands you to see Match Point. Her babyfeeders really peaked around that time. Figure hormones.

    There was this moment where she opened the jacket up. Fairly substantial. It was like a window to another world. You could get lost in it. You'd never want to come back.
     
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    Woody Allen wanting to stick his cock in Scarlett Johansen's mouth is wrong why?

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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Maybe on mute.
     
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    she was in Casino Royalle (the good movie with that name) with him too.
     
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    the current generations directors have ruined you such that you no longer recognize good movies.
     
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    I guess it just violates certain ethical standards of conduct and professionalism when you're a director and you're dumping your DNA down the gullets of the talent like cough medicine during flu season.

    I think one of the reasons he married the ugliest panface he could find was so he could write at home without any temptations or distractions. Then when he gets to the set, he gets a few girls in the trailer and starts spraying. God bless him.

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