One of the things that concerns me most is this rumor that Woody Allen placed Johansson on her knees during the filming of Match Point, just to watch her crawl. The idea that he took her by the shoulders, pushed her to the floor, and glared down at her with what Norman Mailer once described as "an animal sense of who has the power." This is the image that haunts me. And there she sat like a mouse in the lantern light, looking eager to understand. I just cannot resign myself to accept that this man ran his nose along the hairline of America's sweetheart and placed his worm in her mouth. An old jew let's a woman know he's climaxed by clearing his throat. She needed visine badly. There is no version of this that isn't ridiculous. She denies it, he grins about it. It just skirts a certain line of criminality and degeneration. "Baby, god made you so beautiful, it wasn't fair to the rest of the world. Are you ready to be cheap and dirty?"