Those little elves fucked the Girl Scouts

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    look what those little bastards baked in that freaky tree

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    stealing from those little girls :cuss:
     
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  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Did someone mention fucking girl scouts???

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    The Keebler elves are Assholes.
     
  5. Mlaw

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    they sure as shit fucked those Girl Scouts in the ass

    they stole the Tagalongs too, the bastards


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    At least the thin mints are safe.
     
  7. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    just barely

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  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    keebler makes the girl scout cookies 4 them
     
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    The elves actually MAKE the cookies for those lil slunts to sell door-to-door!


    Girl Scout cookies are made by large national commercial bakeries under license from Girl Scouts of the USA. The bakers licensed by the organization may change from year to year, though this is not common. In 2008 the licensed companies were Little Brownie Bakers (LBB), a subsidiary of Keebler, which is owned by Kellogg's, and ABC Bakers, a subsidiary of Interbake Foods LLC, which is owned by George Weston Limited.[17][19] ABC Bakers has been licensed to produce Girl Scout cookies since 1936.

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    fuck, i was ninja'd by mike :facepalm:
     
  11. Mlaw

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    which makes this more harrible. They are using the recipes, undercutting the price and selling them year round. Those poor little girls won't be camping anymore :bigcry: