Those of you with outdoor cats...

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  1. Oh So Much

    Oh So Much Well-Known Member VIP

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    To those of you with outdoor cats or indoor/outdoor cats, do you know where your cats poop?




    In my fucking yard, that's where! On my lawn and anywhere there is some loose dirt.


    God damn it!
     
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    in my garden. :mad:
     
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    your cat keeps coming in my yard and shitting in the bushes
     
  4. Oh So Much

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    I hate it when I open a window to get some fresh air and instead I get the stench of cat shit. There I go with a plastic bag cleaning it up. I clean up after my own cat (indoor, litterbox), I don't want to clean up after yours too.
     
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    Supposedly they won't shit near lavender plants because the smell is too strong for them.

    I have been trying cayenne pepper and red pepper flakes where there is loose soil as a deterrent. I think it's been working.
     
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    my cat always buries it. thought all cats did that?
     
  7. boxers

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    And where do these cats wipe they ass? On the owners couch and bed and carpet
     
  8. banksy

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    next time I see it I'm gonna fuck it it is
     
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    This wouldn't happen if you'd support the site.

    Deal with it. :kitty:


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  10. Lemmy

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    I like to shit in my neighbor's garden so they blame my cat. He's an ass and deserves the scorn.
     
  11. NipplesAndToes23

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    A dude with a garden? :spingay:
     
  12. Oh So Much

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    Yes, they do bury it but not fully and they sometimes unbury when burying another load. There are cats that shit directly on my lawn, no burying to be done. Like a fucking dog.
     
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    Not true.
     
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    i've heard tell of people hooking up a lawn sprinkler to a motion detector.
     
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    my wife a-vorced me and i turned gay
     
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    :cash::up:

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    My cat is dead. So I'm in the clear here.

    :yes:
     
  18. Oh So Much

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    I saw those but they are expensive and too involved. It's one thing if it's centrally located in one place but mine is several, both in the front and back yard.
     
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    They sell them. Mostly to scare the shit outta dear
     
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