Those wacky Lohans just can't keep out of the news

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  1. Shithead

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    Might be the most fucked up family ever..

    Michael Lohan’s wife Kate Major arrested for alleged drunken attack during domestic fight
    BY Nancy Dillon
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, April 17, 2015, 2:12 PM
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    The mug shot of Kate Major Lohan who was arrested on April 16.
    Lindsay Lohan’s stepmom appeared fully loaded late Thursday when she allegedly attacked Michael Lohan with her “large fake acrylic finger nails” and got arrested again, Florida police said.

    Kate Major Lohan, 32, was taken into custody shortly after 7:30 p.m. for going berserk inside the couple’s Boca Raton residence with their 2-year-old son Landon and 3-month-old son Logan at home, according to a police report obtained by the Daily News.

    “She admitted to having several glasses of wine,” despite an alcohol addiction and recent rehab attempt, the report said.

    The argument erupted when Michael Lohan, 54, confronted his wife about the drinking, cops said.

    “Kate chased him around the home, and at one point she scratched his bare back and shoulder causing long lacerations,” the report said.

    Michael Lohan called 911 and was out on the sidewalk with the kids when cops arrived.

    When an officer spoke to Major Lohan, she was “visibly intoxicated” with slurred speech and a “strong odor” of alcohol, the report said. She claimed she was provoked by accusations she was cheating with a guy at her new gym.

    “She began to say that (Michael Lohan) grabbed her throat, she then scratched at her throat area in an attempt to create red marks,” the report said.

    Police noted that Major Lohan initially told first responders she was not injured, and she did not appear to have any physical injuries.


    She was arrested for domestic simple battery and appeared in court Friday morning.

    A judge ruled she will be released under supervision and will not be allowed to consume alcohol or non-prescription drugs, the Palm Beach Post reported.

    She will be allowed to have contact with her husband and children, the report said.

    This wasn’t the first arrest for the former flame of reality star Jon Gosselin.

    Major Lohan was booked in March 2014 for a similar domestic feud involving Michael Lohan and binge drinking.

    Michael Lohan called cops in that incident too, alleging his then-fiancee scratched his face and then fled in her call while “wasted” on alcohol and pills.

    “She just hit a tree,” he frantically told a dispatcher in a recording obtained by The News.

    Cops quickly located Major Lohan in her red BMW and arrested her.

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    Michael Lohan and Kate Major are parents to two sons.
    She already was on probation after pleading guilty to battery following a 2012 fight with two neighbors in a parking lot.

    “I just want her to get better, and I wish her the best,” Michael Lohan told The News after the DUI arrest.

    He vowed to stand by her for the sake of their first-born son.

    The couple welcomed their second son in December, making Michael Lohan a father of seven.

    The drama-prone dad also is embroiled in a bitter child support dispute with ex-wife Dina Lohan.

    His eldest daughter Lindsay Lohan, meanwhile, is living in London after her own legal trouble with back-to-back DUIs in 2007, a necklace theft case and a reckless driving conviction for a 2012 accident on the Pacific Coast Highway in Santa Monica.

    The “Herbie: Fully Loaded” star has until May 28 to complete 125 additional hours of community service.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 04/27 **#9**
    This former almost A list mostly movie actress turned expatriate had three of her teeth replaced this weekend. Well, probably veneers. She says she fell down. Maybe. Chances are better though that her "likes it rough" boyfriend did the damage. Lindsay Lohan
     
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    They are Class did a Kapitol K….She was very high on wine..:giggle:
     
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    Proof there isnt a God.
     
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    What a pig. Guilty.
     
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    Major? Yeah, major porker. Guilty. Death penalty.
     
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    Didn't she also date the poor Jon and Kate dude? Feel sorry for that fucker.

    Although he did get rid of that crazy bitch, who ended up looking porntastic.
    From this:
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    To this:
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    That part of me that gets jealous when a washed up 50yr old marries a woman almost 20 years younger than him is happy to see that she is probably batshit crazy and not worth the trouble. Although I would bet she fucks really really well.
     
  9. wife is a whore

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    I always loved it when LiLo was sporting bruises in the paparazzi pics. She must tell em, "$X per hour and a gram of coke for each day the bruises will last."
     
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    All on her kids' dime.
     
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    Really, that money was never about the kids. Once she started with the plastic surgery and bagging the "bodyguard" the whole phony god thing fell apart for them too.
    Before that, she had a high paid church speaking tour.
     
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    That bitch is living out my fantasy of being a stepparent to someone close to her own age. She's 32. Her "stepdaughter" is 28.

    I wish I could hook up with Lindsay's mom and have a stepdaughter that's older than me.
     
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    Troll Lawn Guyland bars w/ an 8ball tied to your fly. Dinah will sniff it out.
     
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