Thought I'd look up Ehlers-Danlos disease

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  1. JoeyG

    JoeyG Active Member

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    and I clicked on the Wikipedia entry. This is the first line!!:D:D
    Ehlers–Danlos syndrome
    (EDS) (also known as Eric-Midgetitis[SUP][1][/SUP])
     
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    his mom must have been funneling grain alcohol between bong loads of crack.
     
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    Did you see one of the symptoms is anal prolapse? I wonder if Eric has the Vascular type. He probably won't make it to 40 if so.
     
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    it's genetic
     
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    Ehlers–Danlos syndrome (EDS) (also known as Cutis hyperelastica[1]) is a group of inherited connective tissue disorders, caused by a defect in
     
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    At one point it had his picture up... there was a good argument that he's the celebrity face of the disease and other disease's articles do the same thing. It was ultimately removed on a technicality (copyrighted image). I'm sure someone could get it reinstated if the have they argued the case well and had the patience to deal with any wiki-nazis that get in the way.
     
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    I just changed the Wiki page back to "Also known as Eric Midgetitis"

    We'll see how long it lasts
     
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    I also added this line to the end of the first paragraph.

    "According to Jimmy Kimmel this disease makes your hands feel like rotten plums. "
     
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    Fuck some the Jimmy Kimmel thing was already taken down...but I added some more.

    Under Signs and Symptoms

    Skin:

    • Rotten Plum Hands

    Other manifestations or complications:

    • Extremely irritable and ungrateful personality
    • Innability to do simple math
     
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    Remember Doug Bady? I remember when he was on the show talking about how his asshole fell out while using the bathroom on a plane. I couldn't get the thought of what that must look like out of my head. :bug:
     
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    Added one more....sorry this is too fun.

    Other manifestations or complications:

    • Extremely irritable and ungrateful personality
    • Inability to do simple math
    • Increased risk of contracting HIV from men named Yan
     
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    Someone should add

    won't fly with balloons.
     
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    Done
     
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    Anal prolapse[11] :happy:

    Is this real of a goof?
     
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    club fucking footed & retarded.
    "CFFR".
    nothing more nothing less.
     
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    Maybe her husband helped her fall down the stairs just to make sure Eric was extra special . . . :giggle:
     
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    :giggle: