thoughts about teh birds

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by geo, Jul 27, 2012.

  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    going out for a few, but i leave you with this thought:

    when a birdie looks up at an airplane, is it all like, wtf?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This thread is so bad I just shit blood
     
  3. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    release your mind from teh fast food and think aboot it
     
  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Oh, he released something but it wasn't his mind :c
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Do they understand bird feeders?
     
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    :jj:

    i'll have to remember that one
     
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    I thought this thread was gonna be about Hitchcock.....so sorry...:buhbye:
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    why do birds always have diarrhea?? that's a more important question.

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    unfortunately i've shot a lot of birds in my life.

    i regret that.

    i stopped when i was in my teens.

    i should let them pick me clean when i die but i'm not that good of a person.


    when i was up in the mountains, i was standing still digging the sounds of the woods, and i had a hummingbird buzz by. it turned around, came up just a few inches from my eyes and hovered there. it was there for 2 mins or so. i didn't move.

    hummingbirds rule
     
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    Why do birds suddenly appear every time you come near???? WTF is up wit dat?!?!?!? :right:
     
  12. Bro

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    Birds don't think. Duh.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I would have jerked off on it
     
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    When I was a kid, I shot all kinds of birds all the time with my pellet gun. I got to feeling guilty at some point and all but quit. Goddamn I'd love some fried quail again, though....:drool:
     
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    I like fried chicken
     
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    ditto. birds were simply targets. i didn't think about their deaths.

    my mum got me into shooting trap when i was 12 or so and that led to dove hunting. i did that for a few seasons because that's what the folks i hung with did.

    now the only thing i'll shoot at walks upright and looks human.
     
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    it would have pecked your pecker off for showing disrespec


    hummers don't play yo.
     
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    Meh, I'll shoot snakes (Water Moccasins & Copperheads) or something I'm gonna eat....or something that's gonna eat me...and hawgs...We have a bad problem with them overpopulating around here.
     
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    oh i have no problem shooting vermin that come close to me. i used to hike a lot and carried snake shot rounds in my .38.

    i watch those hog hunting shows. those things are evil and need to be hunted down. they probably taste good too.
     
  20. BLOW ME

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    Enough with "teh" for gods sake.