Thoughts on an attractive woman marrying an unattractive dwarf male?

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  1. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

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    Some of you may know this family. They have been on a popular reality show for many years on TLC. So the 2 parents are dwarfs and they had 4 kids and only 1 is a dwarf and he just married a regular sized woman. So she's a teacher and he apparently doesn't have a real job. They call him a "soccer coach" but dont say who employs him so I'm assuming he just gets money form the tv show and is waiting for his parents to die so he can take over the family farm. You gotta get People magazine to see all the wedding photos of course they sold the exclusive rights to them.

    http://www.people.com/article/little-people-big-world-zach-roloff-wedding-details


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    Not saying shes a 10 or anything but shes kinda cute and llike I said I dont think he even has a real job or much of a charasmatic personality so yeah seems weird.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Maybe she's in love with him.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Oh and splashwut
     
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    We sure have different ideas about what constitutes an "attractive woman".
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    My mom is obsessed with this show. Ever time I go over there it's on.
     
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    She's not attractive
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    She's a midget "8".
     
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    There was a midget I knew in High School. Back in the day we had gym class and had to shower, yes a long time ago. That midget had a dong that almost touched the floor. Stunning and luckily I'm not gay, not that gay is bad, but I'm not.
     
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    More than likely shes after that dwarf treasure inheritance

    I bet she says prayers at night that she can get out with the cash before getting knocked up with a rumplestilskin fetus.

    Fyi: achondroplasia dwarfism is autosomal dominant = 50% chance of transmitting to child.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I'd probably bang her, and his sister. Sister for sure.
     
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    That stupid midget is banging a chick hotter than any chick you nerds are not banging.
     
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    Oh shit. OP. You can bitch and moan - but you have ZERO fucking game if a midget is making you reconsider life choices.

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    Gary Dell'Abate + Luke Skywalker =
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    Where's the attractive female?
     
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    Good for him. I hope all midgets get super models. They deserve it for what they put up with.
     
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    Are there attractive dwarfs? I'm talking dwarfs. Not midgets.