Threaten my life in this thread.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    How would you kill me? Reps for the creative responses.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I would hand HAL a loaded gun and have him walk in circles around you
     
  3. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Imma make you walk down any city street named MLK Boulevard wearing this:

    http://blog.fitted.nl/wp-content/uploads/i-hate-A group of lovely people-die-hard.jpg
     
  4. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i would smear peanut butter on you and give hal your address
     
  5. MatthewT

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    cut off aid to Canada.
     
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    oma plata
     
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  8. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    He'd drop that shit like chicken.
     
  9. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    :jj: Do some research on the state of our respective economies, son. Nobody's getting bailed out here.
     
  10. MatthewT

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    last night next to the 110 freeway in south LA there were like 8 ghetto fireworks going off; like, barely cleared the housetop level before they exploded

    i couldn't stop laughing
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I repped you, but that shit wouldn't kill me. Gogoplata. That's a life-ender.

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  12. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I could fuck you until you died from a heart attack, an aneurism, a stroke or dehydration :dontknow:
     
  13. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Everybody stop using HAL to kill me!!! :cuss:
     
  14. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Tie you down and let GP2 rape your ass to death...

    with a broom handle if he can't manage an erection (GP2 Style) :cool:
     
  15. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Guaranteed LULZ! Watch this:

    [video=youtube_share;NRItYDKSqpQ]http://youtu.be/NRItYDKSqpQ[/video]
     
  16. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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  17. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I'd probably inspire the first erection he's had in a year.
     
  18. MatthewT

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    :spit:
     
  19. cheezedbyfate

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    overhydration
     
  20. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    HOLY FuCKING SHEE-IT.