Three Days In A Row Of Shoveling/Snowblowing And Counting

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  1. jokeland

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    Snow is already falling this morning. I expect to be out there again tonight when I get home. I also snowblow the driveways for the two old people who live on the block. One sent me a thank you note and a box of Frango mints. That was nice but certainly not market rate compensation.
     
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    Go over there punch her in the face and throw the mints on her as she lays on the floor then blow the snow back onto her driveway. Bitch got it coming.
     
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    You people take snow for granted. I wish we'd get snow.:fil:
     
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    Alert!
     
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    I see and hear you lurking, rattler!
     
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    There is a certain Zen spirituality created while snowblowing on a cold night when no one else is out.
     
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    Come here and you will get 19 inches the easy way
     
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    I'm like a Budhist monk maintaining a Japanese sand garden
     
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    I do the octogenarians steep ass driveway next door and fell doing it monday and tweaked the wrist I broke in October :owned:

    They called me and said thanks though :smile:
     
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    I see you lurking, Jizzy!:right:
     
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    And of course you weren't wearing your GoPro when that happened, plumber. WTF?:mad:
     
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    Cheap bastards!
     
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    I don't really shovel my driveway, which usually works out for me fine. But due to the super cold temps and frozen buildup, the sideskirt partially fell off my car as I pulled out of my driveway the other day. So I'm sitting at the stop sign in front of my house, a sort-of major intersection and confirmed that the scraping noise I heard was indeed my sideskirt which was dragging from where it remained attached at the front.

    So what to do... I couldn't fix it there at the stop sign. I couldn't back up or it'd REALLY rip off. So I waited for the road to clear and did a U-turn in the intersection, then pulled back into my driveway, where I secured the skirt with zip ties, as the little knobby thingies that usually hold it on were missing.

    Should be good til the same thing happens again...
     
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    Poor Dev, such a pretty girl having to settle for a life of damaged Subies and dinner dates at Toxic Hell.