Three reasons Daniel LaRusso was a fucking faggot.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    1. He didn't fuck that chick in The Karate Kid.

    2. He didn't fuck that chick in The Karate Kid Part II.

    3. He didn't fuck that chick in The Karate Kid Part III.
     
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    good point John Gol Bunnie
     
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    I think he actually did get at least a blowjob after Elisabeth Shue fucked his ride up between I and II.
     
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    Nope. She smashed his shit up before telling him she was gonna go fuck some college boy.
     
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    Yeah, he had to drown his sorrows in chocolate milk and cookies
     
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    He didn't even feel on any tittays. :facepalm:
     
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    He's right. :grad:
     
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    One reason you're a faggit, cuz you are.:pie:
     
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    i thought it was implied he fucked elizabeth shue?
     
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    He also deserved to get his ass beat when he doused Johnny when he was rolling a doobie in the bathroom stall
     
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    Boy black belt.
     
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    Yeah, he had that one coming.
     
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    You only started this thread because you got knocked out of the tournament in the 1st round and you are still bitter.
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    Daniel Larusso's gonna fight?! Daniel Larusso's gonna fight!
     
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    One of the best songs in a movie ever.
     
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