Through God everything is possible

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gilaet, Oct 15, 2016.

  1. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

    Reputations:
    248,358
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    89,330
    Likes Received:
    22,649
    I used to think that religion was silly but now I see it's potential to exploit stupid people from their money.
     
    Snort likes this.
  2. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,649
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    21,136
    Likes Received:
    5,903
  3. Nerd

    Nerd Freak McNasty VIP

    Reputations:
    84,270
    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2012
    Messages:
    3,095
    Likes Received:
    5,178
    Sometimes you ain't saying she a gold digger. That's how God is. He is messing with broke folks, fixing them. Get down God, go head, fix me.
     
    gwartney likes this.
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

    Reputations:
    248,358
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    89,330
    Likes Received:
    22,649
    Stop typing and send me money.
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    107,102
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    43,652
    Likes Received:
    16,111
    God is a big time practical joker.
     
  6. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    435,104
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    63,313
    Likes Received:
    60,898
    In peace and serenity, there is strength. :coffee:
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  7. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    435,104
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    63,313
    Likes Received:
    60,898
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

    Reputations:
    248,358
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    89,330
    Likes Received:
    22,649
    Gay.
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    107,102
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    43,652
    Likes Received:
    16,111
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

    Reputations:
    240,526
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    48,159
    Likes Received:
    45,893
    [​IMG]
     
    gilaet and Gomez like this.
  11. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

    Reputations:
    192,903
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    92,754
    Likes Received:
    45,246
    Dont poke God with a stick, son. Dont be stupid, now.
     
  12. zingger

    zingger They know! Gold

    Reputations:
    -129,766
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    27,633
    Likes Received:
    4,441
    Poke fun all you want folks but if i were you id be careful
     
  13. zingger

    zingger They know! Gold

    Reputations:
    -129,766
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    27,633
    Likes Received:
    4,441
    My biggest fear is when i die i meet God and he says, lulz zingger why'd you quit drinking??

    :wtf:
     
  14. zingger

    zingger They know! Gold

    Reputations:
    -129,766
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    27,633
    Likes Received:
    4,441
    Things were just about to get better!!!
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

    Reputations:
    213,658
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,749
    Likes Received:
    23,825
    The theme of my weekend. It's always stressful opening up our cottage and having company this first weekend. I need to cast my cares on Him and not worry about all that is out of my control (weather, kids acting up.....etc).

     
  16. Mike

    Mike Yeah Gold

    Reputations:
    51,463
    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2012
    Messages:
    18,549
    Likes Received:
    11,924
  17. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

    Reputations:
    248,358
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2010
    Messages:
    89,330
    Likes Received:
    22,649
    Just send me some money.
     
  18. zingger

    zingger They know! Gold

    Reputations:
    -129,766
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    27,633
    Likes Received:
    4,441
    Whats your address?
     
  19. Snort

    Snort Alternative facts Gold

    Reputations:
    5,743
    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2014
    Messages:
    17,764
    Likes Received:
    14,538
    So....let's figure out how to start a new one. This is capitalism, baby. Too bad cults aren't profitable. With the Stern section's hate, you guys would be billionaires.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

    Reputations:
    213,658
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    49,749
    Likes Received:
    23,825
    WARNING************WARNING***********WARNING************WARNING*******

    IfTheyOnlyKnew or anyone else following this thread, don't watch these unless you're ready for a good cry.

    I remember when our church did a version of this skit. About 1500 people were too choked up for words. It was hard sitting through the message afterward because it was so powerful. Once I thought to find it and post it here, I started watching it a few times and can't stop crying. I find this to be a brilliant dramatization of who Jesus is and what He can do for us if we let him.



    This was from the funeral of country legend George Jones. Vince Gill originally wrote it after his brother died. He and Patty Loveless perform it beautifully even though Vince is choked up through most of the song. To me, it makes the song better because I feel the sorrow he's feeling.