Through God everything is possible

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  1. gilaet

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    I used to think that religion was silly but now I see it's potential to exploit stupid people from their money.
     
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    Sometimes you ain't saying she a gold digger. That's how God is. He is messing with broke folks, fixing them. Get down God, go head, fix me.
     
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  4. gilaet

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    Stop typing and send me money.
     
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    God is a big time practical joker.
     
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    In peace and serenity, there is strength. :coffee:
     
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    Gay.
     
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    Dont poke God with a stick, son. Dont be stupid, now.
     
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    Poke fun all you want folks but if i were you id be careful
     
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    My biggest fear is when i die i meet God and he says, lulz zingger why'd you quit drinking??

    :wtf:
     
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    Things were just about to get better!!!
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    The theme of my weekend. It's always stressful opening up our cottage and having company this first weekend. I need to cast my cares on Him and not worry about all that is out of my control (weather, kids acting up.....etc).

     
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    Just send me some money.
     
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    Whats your address?
     
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    So....let's figure out how to start a new one. This is capitalism, baby. Too bad cults aren't profitable. With the Stern section's hate, you guys would be billionaires.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    WARNING************WARNING***********WARNING************WARNING*******

    IfTheyOnlyKnew or anyone else following this thread, don't watch these unless you're ready for a good cry.

    I remember when our church did a version of this skit. About 1500 people were too choked up for words. It was hard sitting through the message afterward because it was so powerful. Once I thought to find it and post it here, I started watching it a few times and can't stop crying. I find this to be a brilliant dramatization of who Jesus is and what He can do for us if we let him.



    This was from the funeral of country legend George Jones. Vince Gill originally wrote it after his brother died. He and Patty Loveless perform it beautifully even though Vince is choked up through most of the song. To me, it makes the song better because I feel the sorrow he's feeling.