Throw another shrimp on the barbie! Beth will be heading Down Under

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  1. John Coktoaston

    John Coktoaston Well-Known Member

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    ....to help save the "feroes" from the evil government!

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...-war-on-cats-plans-to-kill-2-million-by-2020/

    From the article:

    "The Australian government announced plans to cull up to 2 million feral cats by 2020 in a bid to preserve dozens of native species that authorities claim face extinction because of the cats' predatory behavior."

    This is a win-win for Howard: He gets to ship Beth off to a place far away so he and Ralph can be together (allegedly). Beth gets to help cats in a wine-rich environment :kitty:
     
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    If anyone is still on her Twitter, PLEASE tweet this to her.....

    http://www.aol.com/article/2015/07/...aing-grid7|main5|dl19|sec1_lnk3&pLid=49952736

    Her head will explode. It would be awesome to watch.



    The Australian government has declared a "war" on cats, announcing they plan to kill 2 million feral cats within the next five years.

    Gregory Andrews, Australia's first Threatened Species Commissioner says Environment Minister Greg Hunt is leading the charge.

    "Of the 29 mammals that we've lost to extinction, feral cats are implicated in 28 out of those 29 extinctions, and over 120 Australian animals are at risk of extinction from feral cats," Andrews told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. "It's very important to emphasise too that we don't hate cats. We just can't tolerate the damage that they're doing anymore to our wildlife."

    See images of feral cats around the world:

    According to the Washington Post, feral cats are the biggest threat to endangered mammals in Australia, a country that has one of the worst extinction records in the world. Some of the mammals on the verge of extinction include the greater bilby, eastern bettong, western quoll, and the numbat.

    The government is asking Australian cat owners to contain, desex, and microchip their pets to aid the initiative.
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Crocodile Dundee will check Beefnuts for balls.

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    So that genius thinks feral cats have more of a right to exist than native endangered species? WTF is wrong with her? Should the world be filled with kitty cats?
     
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  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Beth: What are they going to cull them all? I cull my kittens cute things like "Bubbles" and "Peppermint".
     
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    So she's flying 1/2 way round the world to bring a planefull of fucking cats back to "foster"?
    Some asshole from the city just tossed 13 kittens out of his car on one of our back roads just last night. The local animal rescuers are asking for blankets, food, money etc to look after these sick things (they've all got conjunctivitis and the runny noses etc) and this cunt is bringing MORE in? Mind you I'm in Ontario, Canada but I'm sure you guys have the same problems over there.
     
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    She is in talks to have the Australian ferals relocated to NSAL's soon to be completed second floor :bully:

    That's why the cost of Bianca's Furry Friends went from $7 million to $8 million :cash:
     
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    Someones got a job offer

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    Money must make you insane.
     
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    Oooops. Sorry Guys. I didn't see this Thread before posting mine.

    My bad.
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Beth already ordered this hat for the trip...

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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Just a press release. Like everything that horrible moose does, let's see if it goes to fruition. Did it say it was a supermodoe there and speaks Australian fluently? Mooose should do well there. They tolerate things with huge feet and moooose can count to potato.


    F mutt
     
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    New movie idea. Vapid proof fence.

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    Where does it say Beth Stern is going to Australia to advocate for feral cats? Am I missing that part in the article?
     
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    I had no idea that BethO was native to Australia... :dontknow:
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    We're just speculating 'cos dumb dumb loves pussies.
     
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    I can see the similarities,

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