THSS Haiku Challenge

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Quite Frankly, Sep 15, 2013.

  1. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Tell me, D-lister
    How much money do you have?
    C'mon- be honest

    Babysitter porn
    Beth was out again last night
    Grabbed my Kleenexes

    It must have been rough
    in a sense that your father
    wasn't there for you?​

    Dinner with my wife
    DVR'd The Bachelor
    In bed by seven

    Let's see what's doin'
    That is some tuchas on her
    JD is in love​

    Eric the Midget
    Has lots of online girlfriends
    Guy gets TONS of trim

    How big is your cock?
    Does your wife give you anal?
    Is it beer can thick?

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    PLEASE FINISH THESE (5-syllable phrases with a 7 and a 5-syllable phrase)


    I am a cuckold

    Judges were tweeting

    A portion of fish

    Beth was a model

    Are you there, Robin?

    Place in the Hamptons

    Hey now...Look at you

    Miss Howard TV

    It was harrible

    No more block party
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Morgan Earp is dead
    Howard gave some old guy head
    Now take off that wig!!
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    hi I'm nazdrowie
    I love short walks on the beach
    and big phat asses
     
  4. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Props, bitch- I lulz'd hard
    You know you is my enwurd
    Phat Asses For LIFE
     
  5. Winston Ono

    Winston Ono Well-Known Member

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    Beth's in a cathouse
    Where have I seen this before?
    Qatar and Brunei
     
  6. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    A whole yard across
    That's how long Beth's huge feet are
    It's true, I swear it
     
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    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Beth, a cunt, a bitch, a modeo

    Howard, a jew, a sellout, a homo
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Robin had cancer
    The hairless one's a prancer
    AGT? Hell yeah!!! :woot:
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Eric the midget
    He's not flying with balloons
    But he'll be dead soon.
     
  10. Mr Doodle

    Mr Doodle Active Member

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    Wow I kissed Howie
    Dare I dream to be open?
    No, must keep the lie
     
  11. Winston Ono

    Winston Ono Well-Known Member

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    Jade, Crystal, Jenna
    Seka and Beth Ostrosky
    Harem will scare 'em
     
  12. Winston Ono

    Winston Ono Well-Known Member

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    Here, kitty, kitty
    Stern gets no pussy at all
    Here, kitty, kitty
     
  13. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    I am a cuckold
    Love watching my wife get banged
    Photos by Howard
     
  14. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Judges were tweeting
    I'm the only one working
    Nobody loves me
     
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    Monk humps on Bye You.
    The result is on its way.
    Human chimp hybrid.
     
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    Beth has giant hands.
    She should check Howard's prostate.
    With her long fingers.
     
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    Robin has proven.
    Cancer helps you lose fat cells.
    With veggies of course.
     
  18. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Fifty-two Mill-yun
    Buys you a mausoleum
    to party with dudes
     
  19. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Nothing works better
    Than a Florida mansion.
    To get rid of cunts.
     
  20. BeerCanThick

    BeerCanThick Well-Known Member

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    A portion of fish
    About a half glass of wine
    I'M SO FUCKING HIGH

    Are you there, Robin?
    It's me, Howard! Thank God For
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