Thug Kitchen: The Official Cookbook: Eat Like You Give a F*ck

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  1. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

    Jan 16, 2012
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    Forget buying some nasty ass scented candles to make it smell like Fall. Bake a batch of this badass bread and your place will smell dope as hell. Plus, you know, you get food and that’s always better than a fucking candle.


    Makes 1 loaf

    1 cup of milk*

    ½ teaspoon apple cider vinegar or lemon juice

    1/3 cup oil**

    1 teaspoon vanilla extract

    1 tablespoon ground flaxseeds

    2 cups grated, raw sweet potato***

    2 cups flour****

    ¼ cup sugar

    ¼ cup brown sugar

    2 ½ teaspoons ground cinnamon

    1 teaspoon ground ginger

    1 teaspoon baking soda

    ½ teaspoon baking powder

    ½ teaspoon salt

    1 cup chopped nuts like walnuts or almonds

    2 teaspoons sugar

    Heat your over up to 350 degrees and grease and flour a standard loaf pan. Yeah, standard. Nothing fancy.

    Mix together the milk and vinegar in a small glass and let it sit for a couple of minutes. In a large bowl, mix together the oil, vanilla extract, and ground flaxseeds. Stir in the milk mixture and the grated sweet potato. Simple shit.

    In a medium bowl, mix together the flour, sugars, spices, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Pour these dry ingredients into the bowl with all the wet stuff in it and mix until there are only a few dry spots. Dump in the nuts and mix it together a couple of times. Pour the batter into your loaf pan and make sure that shit looks kinda even. Sprinkle the remaining teaspoons of sugar on top and throw that motherfucker in the oven.

    Bake for 45-60 minutes or until a toothpick stuck in the center comes out clean. Let that bastard cool for at least 15 minutes before diving in..
    Last edited: Oct 28, 2014