Thursday 2/27/14

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by octex, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    Tonight! Artie welcomes in comedian Tammy Pescatelli, SI Now’s Maggie Gray and funnyman Kevin Dombrowski!!
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    What exec decided that lgbt agenda and endless worthless female guests are the way to grow artie's audience?
     
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    I can't believe that Artie goes along with it. It's the complete opposite of what the Nick & Artie show used to be.
     
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    Has to be Ken Cole right? I can see why Nick left or got forced out...
     
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    I think they must have finally ran out of the failed comics that were on Last Comic Standing.

    Tammy Pescateli is the skinny, female version of Bocchetti.
     
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    Hmm, Tammy put on some elle bees. Still an unfunny, hyper-italian comic.
     
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    Sellout Artie trying to appease the fail up lefty community and keep this cushy job.

    Are the NY Mets still gay and faggot?
    :lol:
     
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    Ritchie you brainless tone deaf killer of comedy!

    Two minutes 58 seconds in, Artie tries to start riffing.

    "We're working on a song parody for Felton:"

    (Begins singing)

    "Felton's got aaaa gunnn"

    Ritchie interrupting: "You know what I heard today?"

    The staff has barely had time to get the backing music going, and Ritchie has put a wrench into Artie's gears. He struggles gamely for two lines before just giving up.

    "What's up, what didja say?"

    And then minute after minute of straight boring sports talk.
     
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    Then later when they were doing the segment on celebs net worth, he just blurted out "the Nets are killing Denver!!".
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    There was one other one when he interrupted a conversation (not a great one) between the first guest and Artie to say the BRowns picked 4th in the draft, not 5th.

    It leave me speechless. How did he ever get the job? How did he even get a tryout for the job? How does he keep the job? How does no one tell him to STFU at least? How does no one tell him blurting random things out is not the best radio/tv? How does no one tell him to STFU when the professional comedian/radio personality is telling a story or a joke? How does no one tell him to not speak unless he has planned out what he is going to say, and stammering for multiple seconds over individual words is really not the way to endear yourself to your audience?
     
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    The problem is that they keep telling themselves that this is a sports show. smh.

    note to directv: just let artie riff all night. abandon the sports idea. its not ritchies fault, although he is slow as hell but hes just trying to do his "job"
     
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    Well at least I learned something. I finally looked up what the hell "smh" meant. :)
     
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    Great, the damn podcast feed is still missing hours 2 and 3. Luckily for them their circulation is so low that no one but me cares.
     
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    I'd still bang her.
     
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    more unfunny women comics tonight. this is the brilliant new strategy to save the show?
     
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    Artie likes sports, i get it. But he likes other stuff too. So why can't his show be about things he likes to talk and joke about, rather than forcing any particular format or agenda on him?

    A news of the day format, for the whole damn show, might work. Flip through sports, entertainment, politics, gossip, business, whatever, with a co-host who's sentient, and let Artie crack wise... Bring in guests when they're interesting, good guests, not just because they're from Chicago or because they're playing middle at Zany's even though they suck.
     
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    he doesn't even really like sports anymore. he's admitted that ever since he stopped gambling, he doesn't find sports that interesting. that would explain why he knows barely anything about today's sports world. The sports segments are bad for sports fans and non-sports fans alike IMO (no sports fan wants to hear artie's very basic understanding of what's going on and for people who dont like sports, they dont want to hear sports talk at all)
     
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    The best format would be a "guys" format. Mix in sports, current event, and entertainment without the fruity PC agenda. Go after the most coveted men 25-54 demographic and stop trying to please everyone else.
     
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    Wasn't that what SpikeTV was supposed to be? Not sure if it's still around.


    Bochetti: "I don't like THEM at all.". Worships mobsters, hates Kennedys. Makes his cancer stricken heart patient mother clean his bathroom and do his laundry.
     
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    Tammy Pescatelli, Certified Hack:

    Artie: You were in LA, and then you had a baby.

    Hack: Right. Got married, had

    Artie: Congratulations.

    Hack: Thank you very much. Thank you. I don't know if it's mine. No I'm just kidding. Aiaight. So stupid.

    "No I'm just kidding". This. This is why you suck. Perfectly good little ad lib comes out of your mouth, and you immediately shit on it. Enjoy "the clubs", hackstress.