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Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by ltd86, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Thursday’s Guests
    Artie’s guests tonight: Host of the dating show Excused, comedian Iliza Shlesinger, from “The Howard Stern Show†Shuli and comedian Mike Morse !!
     
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    God Iliza is fucking hot, but really lacks in the funny department.
     
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    So you don't have to search for her:
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Anyone notice how frequently Ritchie attempts to change topic mid-conversation lately?

    Mike Morse is in the middle of a story about Bill Parcells' roast and Ritchie starts asking questions about Dennis Rodman like a rude child.
     
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    For those who didn't catch it on DirecTV: This was the picture Artie was referencing (for his book cover)
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    He really looks like shit there. Even worse than the picture on TFTF.
     
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    I love that damn shot. He looks like a drugged up hippy.
    Someone did an awesome illustration based on it.

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  7. Artiessobriety

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    That's a great cover in my opinion. Hopefully they find a way to get that fucking hand out of the way.
     
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    Mike 'Merica Gold

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    Why the fuck would Shuli be on the Artie show ugh :facepalm:

    And Artie has delved into the world of cock talk but at least there's was obviously satire where as Howard the Fag has a genuine interest in penis size
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Jesus Christ, there should be a restraining order preventing Shuli from coming within 500 feet of a microphone. A random guy off the street would be more interesting.
     
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    About 2 years ago I went to a gig in Long Beach that Shuli set up and he was the opener for Jim Florentine. There were maybe 30 people there. I can't imagine anyone going to see Shuli as a headliner.
     
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    I didn't know who the guy was and now that I have heard him i agree
     
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    Israeli funny
     
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    I liked Artie's interactions with the dog, makes me hope the twins bring in Mowgli. I couldn't believe the groans from the fruits in his staff when he was pulling on the dog and throwing paper at it.

    C'mere dog! C'mere Blanche! Get over here! C'mere you!
     
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    I hate these dumb twats that bring their stupid dogs everywhere with them.

    Did Artie say he was going to fuck the dog?
     
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    He's said he wanted to fuck Mowgli before, he thought Blanche had a butter body though.

    Artie might be joking about it but I'd think twice before leaving any attractive dogs around Bocchetti.
     
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    Yeah, the twins used to get so bent out of shape when he'd say that. Morons, they act like he was serious. Mike on the other hand, he wants pussy so bad he'd settle for something non human. He keeps tweeting about his woman friends with big tits that he's going to wear down and then magically it will be tits galore for him. He's a rapist waiting to happen.
     
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    I thought Iliza was pretty funny and a good guest. Better than most other comedians that come in, not that that takes much. And Artie dragging the dog on the desk against it's will towards him was great.
     
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    I would fuck the blonde out of Iliza while having a stare down with her dog if that is the way Iliza wanted it :)
     
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    Not sure if you saw it on Directv, but Art was pulling pretty rough on the dog's harness. I mean, not rougher than the way most owners treat their own pets, but from a stranger it's a little disconcerting. Sort of like when someone smacks someone else's child's hand away from something. The paper thing was just a playful toss in the air and it bonked the dog on the tail area.

    Agree about Mowgli, I can imagine the Twins being genuinely frightened for his safety in the studio and Art constantly pretending to threaten the dog = Comedy Gold.