Thursday morning breakfast thread-it really sucks penis!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gwarn1, Feb 5, 2015.

  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    This is what my stepmother yelled at us one day.
    She told us kids she wanted us to stop saying "sucks" as in "this show sucks"
    God hearing her say that has stuck with me all these years, what a dingbat
     
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    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    And yes this is the breakfast thread
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Now with 33% more penis!
     
  4. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    :cheer:
     
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    Jesus Christ, bro.
     
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    :drool: I'm about to make dinner. I'm a real fuck up ITT.
     
  7. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    I just had a double burger from del taco, I disgusted myself
     
  8. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    My pap's new wife is dumb as a goddamn brick but she's never said anything that fucking stupid.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Steak tacos del carbon, for maximum win.
     
  10. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    That's by far not the stupidest thing she ever said either
     
  11. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Go suck an egg.
     
  12. Gwarn1

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    I need to go back.
     
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    :lo5:

    My day was weird. And I'm an insomniac. Wgas/Wgaf. :cool:
     
  14. Psyche

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    What does you pap call crackers again?
     
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    I left work 5 hours early. Just got home and poured a nice Jim beam rocks
     
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    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    Sir
     
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    :pparty:
     
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    Oh snap!
     
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    :ufacepalm: