Tick on my area

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HaroldJackson, Jul 23, 2012.

  1. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Right where everything comes together. I think it was from this evening and not yesterday hopefully.
    It was only a Woodtick, not a Deertick, but still.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Gasoline and a match
     
  3. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Hit it with a lighter on the sink edge.
    Didn't pop like they used to though.
     
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    sounds like a dicktick
     
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    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I normally use "area" when talking about a girl's area but it was kinda not on any part in particular.
     
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    a good woman would suck that baby right out
     
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    they breath through their skin/shell so if you coat it in oil it should release eventually to try and get air, but its slower than using the match.
     
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    I've had Chiggers down there, and it's worse than death....
     
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    Tick checks with a person that you find attractive can be one of those simple pleasures in the world. :D
     
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    Chinese wiggers? Were you at a car show? That doesn't sound so bad...some of those ladies modeling those rice burners are pure hot....

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    :jj:
     
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    u a pussy??

    just grab it an pull it off

    it the head breaks off just get a tweezer and rip it off


    either way
    bite site will prolly itch for a good 2 weeks
     
  13. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I did. Immediately. Then I regretted not thinking and taking a pic.
    I don't know what this match and oil business is.
    I just removed it like normal and it took the normal chunk of skin.
    Haven't had a tick on me long enough to do that in years though, don't know how I missed this one.
    Then I burned it. You don't do that while attached, they throw up all the blood back into you.
    Some guy on SFN invented a tick grabber and was promoting it a little a couple years ago.
    Oh, it doesn't itch, I don't think I've had that happen.
     
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    I fully expected that. Just not from YOU!!!!! I almost added: "and no, I don't mean Havoc or Mr. Clutch...." to my original post.....
     
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    OK, I'm going to solve this for you.

    Hurry.

    Get a can of hair spray, and a lighter. Lay down on your back, and pull your legs back over your head. Position the hair spray towards your taint, and start spraying. Hit the hair spray with the lighter.

    Keep it applied until the hair spray runs out.

    You'll thank me later.
     
  18. jaw_belize

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    I spend a good amount of time in the woods.

    Get ticks all the time.

    They always seem to itch me for a good week or so after I pull them off
     
  19. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Still no itch. Not even the normal itch.
    Man, I wish I took a picture.
     
  20. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Well you could always find another tick and reapply it if you really want that picture.