Tiger drops out of Masters...

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    has undergone back surgery

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  2. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Tiger Woods announced Tuesday that he has undergone a successful microdiscectomy for a pinched nerve that has been hurting him for several months. The surgery was performed Monday in Park City, Utah, by neurosurgeon Dr. Charles Rich. The procedure was successful, but Woods will be unable to play in the Masters Tournament, instead requiring rest and rehabilitation for the next several weeks.
    "After attempting to get ready for the Masters, and failing to make the necessary progress, I decided, in consultation with my doctors, to have this procedure done," Woods said.
    "I'd like to express my disappointment to the Augusta National membership, staff, volunteers and patrons that I will not be at the Masters," Tiger added. "It's a week that's very special to me. It also looks like I'll be forced to miss several upcoming tournaments to focus on my rehabilitation and getting healthy.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Nicklaus breathes a sigh of relief.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    I really just don't care
     
  5. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    yes massa, no massa
     
  6. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    watching golf is a litmus test for a hum drum personality

    It is a great sport to play.
     
  7. HelloCleveland!

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    It's over Johnny. He had a pretty good run.
     
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    That's a damn shame. Dude needs some stem cells ASAP

    or or maybe just dr. John Sarno's book
     
  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Being inside the gates @ Augusta National is exhilarating. Every time.
     
  10. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    I'd rather read a story about him fucking some random white chick.
     
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    fixed
     
  12. ice cream

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    whoa
     
  13. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    the Perkins chick was gross.


    I'm hornier than the USC marching band but I don't think I could have gotten hard for that one....
     
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    Yeah... I think he's done.
     
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    never been. I heard live golf is fun because of the drinking and courtesy tents.
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I've seen him play in person. He's ugly.
     
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    Most exciting interview in sports.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    You licked his sand trap.
     
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    Roids :coffee:
     
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    I don't think augusta is going to lose much sleep over this