Tiger drops out of Masters...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mlaw, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

    Reputations:
    379,068
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    60,040
    Likes Received:
    24,951
    has undergone back surgery

    story developing

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

    Reputations:
    379,068
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    60,040
    Likes Received:
    24,951
    Tiger Woods announced Tuesday that he has undergone a successful microdiscectomy for a pinched nerve that has been hurting him for several months. The surgery was performed Monday in Park City, Utah, by neurosurgeon Dr. Charles Rich. The procedure was successful, but Woods will be unable to play in the Masters Tournament, instead requiring rest and rehabilitation for the next several weeks.
    "After attempting to get ready for the Masters, and failing to make the necessary progress, I decided, in consultation with my doctors, to have this procedure done," Woods said.
    "I'd like to express my disappointment to the Augusta National membership, staff, volunteers and patrons that I will not be at the Masters," Tiger added. "It's a week that's very special to me. It also looks like I'll be forced to miss several upcoming tournaments to focus on my rehabilitation and getting healthy.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

    Reputations:
    106,808
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    43,633
    Likes Received:
    16,063
    Nicklaus breathes a sigh of relief.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

    Reputations:
    263,953
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    70,635
    Likes Received:
    42,817
    I really just don't care
     
  5. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -140,032
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    29,752
    Likes Received:
    16,920
    yes massa, no massa
     
  6. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    7,143
    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2011
    Messages:
    5,362
    Likes Received:
    3,447
    watching golf is a litmus test for a hum drum personality

    It is a great sport to play.
     
  7. HelloCleveland!

    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    30,880
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2012
    Messages:
    5,426
    Likes Received:
    5,522
    It's over Johnny. He had a pretty good run.
     
  8. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

    Reputations:
    62,726
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,389
    Likes Received:
    4,615
    That's a damn shame. Dude needs some stem cells ASAP

    or or maybe just dr. John Sarno's book
     
  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

    Reputations:
    56,402
    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2012
    Messages:
    17,244
    Likes Received:
    9,716
    Being inside the gates @ Augusta National is exhilarating. Every time.
     
  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

    Reputations:
    146,391
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2010
    Messages:
    26,624
    Likes Received:
    15,475
    I'd rather read a story about him fucking some random white chick.
     
  11. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    59,107
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,967
    Likes Received:
    6,185
    fixed
     
  12. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    18,878
    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2011
    Messages:
    23,549
    Likes Received:
    5,027
    whoa
     
  13. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

    Reputations:
    56,402
    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2012
    Messages:
    17,244
    Likes Received:
    9,716
    the Perkins chick was gross.


    I'm hornier than the USC marching band but I don't think I could have gotten hard for that one....
     
  14. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    250,191
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    34,122
    Likes Received:
    25,493
    Yeah... I think he's done.
     
  15. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    7,143
    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2011
    Messages:
    5,362
    Likes Received:
    3,447
    never been. I heard live golf is fun because of the drinking and courtesy tents.
     
  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

    Reputations:
    5,059
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2013
    Messages:
    43,403
    Likes Received:
    646
    I've seen him play in person. He's ugly.
     
  17. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

    Reputations:
    240,394
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    48,158
    Likes Received:
    45,849
    Most exciting interview in sports.
     
  18. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

    Reputations:
    184,920
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    56,560
    Likes Received:
    13,589
    You licked his sand trap.
     
  19. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    767,052
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    178,156
    Likes Received:
    95,706
    Roids :coffee:
     
  20. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    66,906
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2012
    Messages:
    19,331
    Likes Received:
    10,544
    I don't think augusta is going to lose much sleep over this