Tiger leaps onto boat, drags Indian man off for lunch

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    The joke will be on the Tiger when he gets the shits from eating Indian food in a few hours

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    KOLKATA, India (AP) — A Bengal tiger snatched a man off a fishing boat in eastern India, dragging him away into a mangrove swamp as his children looked on in horror, the man's son said Friday.

    The attack happened Thursday as Sushil Manjhi and his son and daughter were crab fishing in a stream in the Sunderbans National Park. The tiger leaped aboard the boat and clamped its jaws on Manjhi's neck, said Sushil's son, Jyotish.

    The tiger "quickly flung my father on his back and gave a giant leap before disappearing into the forest," Jyotish said by telephone from his village of Lahiripur in West Bengal state. He said he and his sister tried to beat the animal with sticks and a knife, but the thrashing had no effect. His father was dragged away and was presumed dead.



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    I once got the shits after reading a yoko post
     
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    wasn't that the plot of Life of Pi?
     
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    that was a great movie.. the end fucked me up
     
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    "It happens…"
     
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    I thought Tiger was out with a back injury?
     
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    Now you know why they'll work so cheaply at an office call center. Much lower risk of tigers.
     
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    Yea odd that his kids didn't whip their iPhones out and Instagramed dads last few moments. ... had those been black kids that dude would have google trended by now
     
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    If I ran an office in India I would keep a tiger by the water cooler to get an honest days work out of those dot heads
     
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    Robin wouldn't have to worry - there's not a tiger strong enough to drag away her fat ass.
     
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    Beth will suddenly loose 1000 twitter followers.
     
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    Thanks for the video / pics o.p.
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