Tiger Tiger Woods y'all

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    He's back! Next week... and after that shit-show of a U.S. Open it can't come at a better time. :cheer:

    http://www.cbssports.com/golf/eye-o...ds-announces-return-to-quicken-loans-national

    Tiger Woods' absence from golf is no more as he announced on Facebook on Friday that he is going to play the Quicken Loans National next weekend at Congressional Country Club, a tournament he hosts.

    "After a lot of therapy I have recovered well and will be supporting my foundation next week at the Quicken Loans National," he said.


    Hide yo waitress hide yo wife!!
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    prayer works!
     
  3. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge

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    Sweet! Hopefully he'll participate in the remaining 2 majors and make them worth watching.
     
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    Fuck him
     
  6. DarkFriday

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    Steroids :secret:
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i guess his new bag sponsor works.
     
  8. larryluncg

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    Yeah, he's gonna do shit at the British Open. His career is over, no more majors.
     
  9. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I agree, but I'll stick with him until he retires. He's the ONLY reason I watch golf majors.
     
  10. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    The '08 US Open was epic.
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Well....that's that then.:down:
     
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    He does get the ratings up. If he finishes in the top ten at the British Open it would be an accomplishment.
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    People still underestimate me also.


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  14. LonghornJ

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    He tees off around 8 E.T. tomorrow morning in the group with Spieth :cheer:


    Too early for tv coverage though :nocheer:
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm always a few issues behind on Sports Illustrated. I only read it while I take a dump. I'm currently in an article about the '99 US Open that Payne Stewart won and Tiger and Phil were in contention. It makes me wish I saw that major. That was just a couple of years before I started paying attention.
     
  16. LonghornJ

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  17. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Turned an 80 into a 74 :cheer:
     
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    she's repulsive
     
  19. zhukov

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    Not a bad showing given the layoff...but let's see how he holds up
     
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    i've watched three holes and he's missed the fairway on all three. +5 and probably going to miss the cut.

    he looks completely fucked up.