Tiger Woods' bone 'popped out' at the Masters

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Greatest headline ever!!!!!

    Tiger Woods injured his right wrist on the ninth hole at Augusta National on Sunday of the Masters after his club clipped a root while hitting a shot out of the pine straw.

    Apparently, that injury required Woods to play doctor on course. Afterwards, Woods had a quite graphic explanation about what happened: "A bone kind of popped out and a joint kind of went out of place, but I put it back in."

    "Really?" asked CBS's Bill Macatee.

    "Yeah," Tiger said nonchalantly.
     
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    bull shit
    (cough cough)
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    he also made jordan speith's sister less retarded.
     
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    Bullshit.....I saw that shot as it happened......Yeah he did clip a root......But he played that shit up for all it was worth............He played through for a birdie..
    And as he was walking over for the next tee....The followed him every step of the way from the rear...And he was shaking that hand.....And if it had "Popped"
    out, It would have been swollen twice as large as the other......It wasn't..............
     
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    Nick Faldo thought he was full of shit.
     
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    What did Faldo say?
     
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    Hes a pussy faggot. There is no chance a bone popped out. He isn't in the NFL or fighting boxing/mma. He's a fucking golfer and a major homo at that. No chance anything middle significant happened.
     
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    Probably the same thing I did when he hammed it up......OWWWWWWWW, and staggering off to the side......
    Me: Fuck you!!!
     
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    Half black, half bullshitter
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    he also popped out that extra bone in his ankle.
     
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    Google is a Mutha' Fucka'!!!
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    "Tiger Woods "bone" popped out"

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    Jordan spieth
     
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    Tiger Woods is now irrelevant. He's old news, time for him to go away. He just has to have this "hey look at me" part of his personality, almost like he still feels he needs some excuse for not being perfect. He used to be great at golf and getting pussy, now he's not so good at either. Fuck him, I was never a fan of his, all that overly intense fist pumping and facial contortions every time he sank a good putt was insufferable.
    In contrast Jordan Spieth is a likable and humble guy who seems to be way more mature than his 21 years. He's easy to cheer for and you're happy to see him do well, totally the opposite of the way I felt about Tiger Woods back in the day when he could still win a tournament.
     
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    Let's play operation :shakey:
     
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    he's popped a lot of bones in a lot of places.
     
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    I was watching, I didn't see that ajustment.
     
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    I think he ment the joint in his pants.