Tiger Woods: Circling the Drain

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  1. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge VIP

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    Lindsey's gone and so is his chip shot...

    Tiger Woods sets another personal worst record in last-place finish at Memorial

    Following a Sunday round of 74, Woods, the all-time scoring average leader at this event, finished the week 14-over par. It was a horrendous 36-hole stretch that had him in last place by a comfortable margin all weekend. When Tiger finished, the next-closest player to the bottom was Lucas Glover, who was still seven shots better than Woods with a few holes to play.
    Several people who saw both rounds up close said his 82 at the Waste Management Phoenix Open in February was, aesthetically speaking, much worse than the career-worst 85 he carded this weekend. But the indignity of this tournament seems more acute. Woods, as he often does, maintained that he was working through his swing alterations with Chris Como but that things had improved since we last saw him go quietly during early-morning weekend rounds at The Players.

    http://www.sbnation.com/golf/2015/6/7/8742959/tiger-woods-score-memorial-tournament-results-2015
     
  2. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    .. if his penis could talk..
     
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    It must be frustrating for him to have to continue to delude himself and lie to the media that he's just "working through his swing"

    It's bullshit... he probably needs to drop out of the PGA and just go play for appearance fees in china or some shit

    It's embarrassing
     
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    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    Hes donezo; a total basketcase.

    He may have a little bit of a death rattle comeback, but hes out of gas.
     
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    He's still a better golfer than me
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    What's the difference between the PGA abd the USGA?
     
  8. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    He needs to get back with the whores and roids. He'll be right back into form:grad: