Tiger Woods injured again

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  1. Shivvy

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    Fucking guy gets hurt more than a football player. :jj:
     
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    It's over for him... crappy way for it to end, but he's done
     
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    golf injuries. :jj:
     
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    He couldn't untie his golf shoes. :giggle:
     
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    @Bob barker <---- this faggit brags about golfing because of all the walking involved. :jj:
     
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    Too much working out.
     
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    All the steroids he was taking are now causing his body to break down.
     
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    It was that hooker spinach he thrived on... now his nuts are all heavy and throw his back out of alignment.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I'm surprised @freds didn't make this thread first.

    Must be too busy doing cartwheels celebrating Tiger's career ending. Again.
     
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    I'm a better thread state than freds
     
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    Walking 18 is actually pretty strenuous. You burn over 1500 calories.
     
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    if you weigh 300 lbs.
     
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    He was on the juice early in his career, right?
     
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    How the fuck do you get injured in golf and also wgas?
     
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    I wish
     
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    :jj:
     
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    It's very rare to see an overweight pro golfer on tour these days.

    A round of golf without a cart is gonna equal at least 5 miles of walking. Add hills into the mix, swinging the club and carrying a bag if you're out there without a caddy it requires a good amount of physical exertion.
     
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    Right around the time he got busted with whore's seems to be when he really started bulking up.

    Roids is causing these problems now.

    Nice going Tiger, U moron.


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