Tiger Woods new GF Lindsey Vonn has plenty of time to service him now

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Robert Higgins, Feb 6, 2013.

  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    375
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    13,182
    Likes Received:
    20,309
    Lindsey Vonn wipes out on the Super G somewhere and tears her ACL, DCL and breaks her leg. (45 sec mark)

    Tiger's gonna get that big beer can cock sucked on a regular basis now

    [video=youtube_share;VwA5Oh8DHvA]http://youtu.be/VwA5Oh8DHvA[/video]

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Brokenbad

    Brokenbad VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    13,634
    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2012
    Messages:
    6,722
    Likes Received:
    7,535
    He be able to do some "injured at the ski lodge and gangbanged by Mexican grounds keepers" scenarios.
     
  3. rebelfan

    rebelfan Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,424
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    659
    Likes Received:
    575
  4. username

    username Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    48
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    3,044
    Likes Received:
    98
    Tiger have a chance know when she can't run away.

    "look out"
     
  5. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

    Reputations:
    58
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    79,565
    Likes Received:
    41,542

    :rofl:
     
  6. Caldwell

    Caldwell Active Member

    Reputations:
    243
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2013
    Messages:
    221
    Likes Received:
    136
    fuck man. although its funny I cant laugh at this. I destroyed my knee while snowboarding a few years ago and it still isn't completely healed. knee injuries are the worst.
     
  7. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    10,923
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2012
    Messages:
    22,461
    Likes Received:
    13,656
    shovelface

    What a crybaby moaner.

    When you fall on snow it doesn't hurt, it's fucking snow for christ's sake. get over i you big baby.
     
    Last edited: Feb 6, 2013
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

    Reputations:
    86,447
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    49,877
    Likes Received:
    56,295
    Yeah, nothing turns a woman on more than having a cast on her leg, sutures, and constipation from all those painkillers.
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    24,549
    Likes Received:
    17
    he has no taste in the womenz
     
  10. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    22,800
    Likes Received:
    5,996
    She broke her shin?
     
  11. Imus O Sternsky

    Imus O Sternsky Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    2,034
    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2012
    Messages:
    3,296
    Likes Received:
    3,225
  12. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Well-Known Member 2010 OG

    Reputations:
    73,403
    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2010
    Messages:
    20,963
    Likes Received:
    34,428
    She sounds like a moaner