Tiger Woods new GF Lindsey Vonn has plenty of time to service him now

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Lindsey Vonn wipes out on the Super G somewhere and tears her ACL, DCL and breaks her leg. (45 sec mark)

    Tiger's gonna get that big beer can cock sucked on a regular basis now

    [video=youtube_share;VwA5Oh8DHvA]http://youtu.be/VwA5Oh8DHvA[/video]

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  2. Brokenbad

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    He be able to do some "injured at the ski lodge and gangbanged by Mexican grounds keepers" scenarios.
     
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    Tiger have a chance know when she can't run away.

    "look out"
     
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    :rofl:
     
  6. Caldwell

    Caldwell Active Member

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    fuck man. although its funny I cant laugh at this. I destroyed my knee while snowboarding a few years ago and it still isn't completely healed. knee injuries are the worst.
     
  7. wigtropolis

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    shovelface

    What a crybaby moaner.

    When you fall on snow it doesn't hurt, it's fucking snow for christ's sake. get over i you big baby.
     
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  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Yeah, nothing turns a woman on more than having a cast on her leg, sutures, and constipation from all those painkillers.
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    he has no taste in the womenz
     
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    She broke her shin?
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    She sounds like a moaner