Tiger Woods shits the bed big time!

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  1. Shithead

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    Go back to fuckin' skanks you douche

    Tiger Woods has worst round of his career with Saturday’s 85 at Memorial
    THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
    Saturday, June 6, 2015, 1:17 PM
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    Tiger Woods sinks to a new professional low with Saturday's 85 at The Memorial.
    DUBLIN, Ohio (AP) — Tiger Woods hit a new low with the highest score of his career Saturday — an 85 at the Memorial.

    Woods ended his front nine with back-to-back double bogeys. Needing a par to avoid the worst score of his career, he hooked his tee shot into the water, flubbed two chips and ended with a quadruple-bogey 8.

    He was in last place at Muirfield Village, the course where he has won eight times, meaning he likely would tee off by himself Sunday morning.

    [​IMG] Andy Lyons/Getty Images
    Tiger Woods walks off the green on the 18th hole after the worst round of his career.
    Woods signed his card and declined interview requests, walking out the door to sign a few autographs.

    He played with Zac Blair, a PGA Tour rookie from Utah who once got Woods’ autograph at the 2000 PGA Championship. That was when Woods was at his best.




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  2. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    The snowman on 18 was brutal.


    Yet, I think he wins the US Open and I have no idea why I think that...
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Vagina: brings entire empires to their knees.
     
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    damn i missed it
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I don't doubt that scat is part of his whoring repertoire.
     
  7. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    It was today, feces were running down his legs all day.
     
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  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Mickelson is gong to post a near 80 as well, the old guard is definitely fading away.
     
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    :tears2:
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Gold

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    US opens are the most challenging tournament of the year. you can't just bomb it and get out of trouble. no fucking way he ever wins another.
     
  11. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Either does anyone else... He was done when he got busted, never come back from that, the injuries are bullshit imho
     
  12. Robert Higgins

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    Since the asshole stopped taking steroids he can't play worth shit.

    Good, I'm glad. Such a phony asshole.

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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Agree, but its a links course which is more forgiving on fucked up tee shots, guys like Tiger and Phil who can scramble may do better.

    And, its just a hunch.
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Mickelson in after posting a 78.
     
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    Can think of about 40 things I'd much rather do than watch golf.
     
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    All that money and he still can't get his glutes to activate. :pissed:
     
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    i shot an 82 once.
    im better than tiger. [​IMG]
     
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    That would be the best round of my career.
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Sometimes you just can't get the ball past the damn windmill.
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