Tiki barber says it costs $6,000 bucks to have keith hernadez come 2 your home?

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  1. PumpkinBeer700

    PumpkinBeer700 New Member Banned User

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    WHAT? FOR REALZ?

    what was the site he was promoting?
     
  2. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    And do what? Fuck your wife and cut your lawn?
     
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    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Years ago, Keith Hernandez hit on me at Smith & Wollensky. True story.
    I still regret not taking him on his offer.
     
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    Are you a guy?
     
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    Why would you pay a guy $6000 dollars to come to your house? Unless he's delivering a brand new TV that is? :dontknow:
     
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    PumpkinBeer700 New Member Banned User

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    :yes:
     
  7. jake206

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    Would have been a hell of a mustache ride.
     
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    No sir! :boobs:
     
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    Damn, I thought we had some juicy gossip on him.

    you should have fucked him just to say you fucked him.
     
  10. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    What Tiki charging to play flag football? It was a real random number.
     
  11. jyanks

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    I know - I regret it. And it could've been more than just a fuck. I met him late August 2001. And he wound up marrying a 9/11 widow! I could have been Mrs Keith Hernandez! :bigcry:
     
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    Back, and to the left
     
  13. Robert Higgins

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    [video=youtube;Lr0ggLKhH1I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr0ggLKhH1I&sns=em[/video]
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I'm not as successful as I want to be in life. I'd love to be a few inches taller and I regret that, when I grow a beard, a few areas are a little spotty. I drink too much and I tend to procrastinate.

    Yet, still, if I died tomorrow, I could say that I never paid for some man (who's famous for hitting a fucking ball) to come over my house and pretend he's my friend for a couple hours.

    I can't think of anything more pathetic than that.

    I was a HUGE Knicks fan as a kid, but I wouldn't have Patrick Ewing over for dinner even if he was paying me. There's not enough Glade Plug-Ins in Ohio for that shit!
     
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    LOL. That was one magic loogie.
     
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    Nice game, pretty boy
     
  17. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    My son took pitching lessons with Clyde Wright for years..I don't think I paid 2g's for all of it:rolleye:





    f-mutt
     
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    Interestingly enough. My scenario was very similar to that sketch! :lol:
     
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    who's this chucker?
     
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    I thought it was another GREAT interview!!!
    VERY interesting what happened to him on the Today show! I never knew
    they got rid of him....
    the way it went down....and how mean Matt Laurer & Kathi Lee& Hoda were to him!
    One day they're soooooooo nice and welcome you to the show......
    .....then they throw you out like garbage before they even KNOW the truth!

    It's how NBC treated Howard isn't it?? And now he's LOVING them?:rolleye:

    I'm glad he told his side of the story!

    I like what he's doing for retired players as far as giving them work etc...
    ....MAYBE that's what Howard's staff should consider doing when Howard retires.....
    Imagine having a party and Sal & Richard show up...
    or JD...
    or how FUN it would be to have Ronnie at your party!!!!


    hmmmmmmmmm...wonder WHO will start this company???? Jason or Jon Hein.....or Jackie Martling??? haha

    peace & love