How the fuck does anybody take anything that comes outta that guy's mouth as the truth? "I stood up and felt something crack and then I fell" = "I cracked ribs falling off my bike but saying they cracked spontaneously and then I fell off sounds less embarrassing than the truth to an insecure moron like me."
Am I the only one who takes pleasure in the fact that the water pig has two broken ribs? Wish he had punctured a lung...
Tim's such a fucking liar, who knows how he actually broke his ribs? The fat slob probably fell in the bathtub. Of course he didn't miss any time at work, otherwise people would find out how little he actually does.
Does Howard believe any of his bullshit about how "busy" Tim is? If he is that busy then he is very inefficient and should be fired. And I can't believe Howard didn't go in for the kill after he said he cracked his ribs standing up, and then crashed after that. He probably cracked his ribs from the pressure of his stomach after eating too many cookies this weekend.
Thumbs up?? Really? For being an overweight, out-of-shape, unco-ordinated asshole who can't keep his fat ass on a bike and ruined everyone else's outing with his loser drama? Okay, Tim. If you say so.
I can't think of any real work that Tim would be doing, much less 5-6 days a week. Programming sucks on both channels.
