Tim Sabean's new company

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  1. Hey Now

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    Tim has been back on Twitter the last few days. He is promoting his new company, Aqua Camel. You gotta check this out.
    www.aquacamel.com
     
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    I figured it would have had something to do with cleaning bathrooms.
     
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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    Plants needing water was not a problem "created by man". This will fail as there are already solutions without having to use specific custom pots.
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    the "Go Pro" started with a shitty idea too.

    Take that crap to shark tank. LOL
     
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    I fully expected him to be the crazy salesman that was going to be in the TV ad (like the Sham Wow guy)...

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    So what's the deal - Sabean owns this company or is on their marketing team?

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  7. nearly.normal

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    Offer Details: Get a 10-inch one gallon Aqua Camel for $19.99 plus $8.99 processing and handling. And today we’ll double the offer by sending you a second 10”-inch one-gallon Aqua Camel for just $8.99 processing and handling.


    So you get two plastic pots for $38. WHAT a bargain!!
     
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    6 months from now he will just be cresting from rest stop hand jobs to gloryhole cum gargling to support himself.

    That ex wife of his sure knew when to cut bait and run, huh?
     
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    My name is Tim, the name of my company is aqua camel and I'm looking for a 1,000,000 investment in exchange for 5% of my company.

    Mark Cuban: This isn't even a real business yet. I'm out.
     
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    I thought that was a pop-up ad over the real website. :jj:
     
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    These were out about 5-7 years ago. Nothing new.
     
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    "what about the shit show?"
     
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    The address on the website is 3PL worldwide, a huge company that ships shit for people. Digging deeper led me to the guy who does the infomercial Beau Rials. In addition to doing a lot of infomercials he got his start in rock radio (he has pics of him with bands from the 80s/90s at radio stations) where I bet he met and hung with Tim. The date on the title of the infomercial is 1999 and in looking at Beau's pictures on his site, his look from that era would seem to confirm the date.

    My guess, this guy Beau keeps a little finger in some of the infomercials he does or at least has contacts. A bunch of these unsold pots from 1999 popped up for a couple pennies each and Beau called Tim.... "Hey Sabean.. I got a product that might sell now due to all the water conservation scares... you in?"

    http://www.3plworldwide.com/our-team/

    www.beaurials.com/

    http://beaurials.com/resumes/resume_radio.pdf

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beau_Rials
     
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    I'm using diaper liner gel in my plants, it works fantastic
     
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    He should have saved his money. He was riding the crest of a wave of incompetence for years and not falling off.
     
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    Overshare!
     
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    ...or I can get one from Walmart for a fraction of the price seeing as they've been available for many years (as mentioned above).
     
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    "Robin, I got to tell you about a great new sponsor..."
     
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    when you look up the peter principle in the dictionary tim's picture is there.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Tim should sell autographed pics of his tubby, middle-aged self in full bike gear, with his clawed, non-functioning hands. That I'd buy.
     
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